Pivínko Gaming's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked 13 Jun, 2020 @ 2:48am

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked 13 Jun, 2020 @ 3:18am

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2015 @ 12:47pm

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Unlocked 13 Jun, 2020 @ 3:19am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked 13 Jun, 2020 @ 3:54am

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Unlocked 12 Mar, 2022 @ 1:28pm

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked 13 Jun, 2020 @ 3:00am

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked 13 Jun, 2020 @ 3:41am

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked 13 Jun, 2020 @ 12:20pm

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked 13 Jun, 2020 @ 1:35pm

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked 13 Jun, 2020 @ 2:50pm

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Unlocked 18 Jun, 2020 @ 8:22am

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 2:09pm

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Unlocked 5 Jul, 2020 @ 5:53am

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Unlocked 18 Jun, 2020 @ 9:03am

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Unlocked 19 Mar, 2022 @ 10:43am

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Unlocked 24 Apr, 2021 @ 2:09am

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Unlocked 13 Jun, 2020 @ 12:09pm

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Unlocked 26 Jun, 2020 @ 6:03am

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Unlocked 14 Jun, 2020 @ 6:18am

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Unlocked 12 Mar, 2022 @ 2:10pm

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked 22 Jun, 2020 @ 10:34am

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Unlocked 22 Jun, 2020 @ 10:56am

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Unlocked 21 Jun, 2020 @ 2:52am

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked 13 Jun, 2020 @ 2:08pm

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 2:07pm

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Unlocked 26 Jun, 2020 @ 5:55am

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Unlocked 5 Jul, 2020 @ 7:42am

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2019 @ 6:15am

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

Unlocked 19 Jun, 2020 @ 3:57am

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Unlocked 19 Jun, 2020 @ 3:57am

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 10:31am

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Unlocked 5 Jul, 2020 @ 9:17am

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Unlocked 21 Jun, 2020 @ 3:02am

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2015 @ 12:47pm

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Unlocked 23 Jun, 2020 @ 8:21am

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked 13 Jun, 2020 @ 3:53am

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Unlocked 12 Mar, 2022 @ 12:49pm

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 2:02pm

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 11:01am

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 1:58pm

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Unlocked 19 Jun, 2020 @ 3:32am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked 13 Jun, 2020 @ 3:25am

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked 18 Jun, 2020 @ 9:56am

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 11:14am

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2015 @ 12:47pm

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked 13 Jun, 2020 @ 2:24pm

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2015 @ 12:47pm

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Unlocked 22 Jun, 2020 @ 10:35am

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Unlocked 13 Jun, 2020 @ 12:42pm

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 10:39am

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 7:31am

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 2:22pm

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Unlocked 24 Apr, 2021 @ 6:26am

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Unlocked 22 Jun, 2020 @ 10:33am

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Unlocked 13 Jun, 2020 @ 2:58am

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.

Unlocked 23 Jun, 2020 @ 8:36am

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Unlocked 22 Jun, 2020 @ 12:27pm

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Unlocked 18 Jun, 2020 @ 10:31am

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.

Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 10:25am

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 6:01am

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 2:09pm

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 3:16pm

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Unlocked 21 Jun, 2022 @ 2:59pm

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.

Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 3:55am

Hobo Sexual

Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 4:22pm

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Unlocked 14 Jun, 2020 @ 6:19am

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Unlocked 29 May, 2021 @ 10:15am

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

4 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

6 / 30

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

11 / 30

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

16 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

705 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

0 / 30