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7:29 PM - Deuce: before I was at 97.2 kb/s now it is 7.3 kb/s peak
7:30 PM - Deuce: OH MY GOD
7:30 PM - dan: lol
7:30 PM - Deuce: GUESS WHAT IT JUST WENT UP TO
7:30 PM - dan: 5mb/s
7:30 PM - Deuce: 14.7!!!!!!!!!!!!! We will be playing in no time
7:31 PM - dan: you're welcome
7:30 PM - Deuce: 16 WHOLE K/BS ? ARE YOU KIDDING? Dan you are the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ best my man
7:31 PM - dan: is it mb or kb?
7:31 PM - Deuce: omfg 21 kb/s wtf did bestbuy sell me? A SUPERCOMPUTER? IS THIS EVEN LEGAL?
7:31 PM - dan: also are you being saracastic
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You'll probably never hear from me again, Chris, because The Pickle Man was just— He was a perfect gentleman, okay? He, like, took me out on a date and paid for my movie, and, like, since he kept his hands off of me, he got, like, a little extra extra from me, and that could have been you, Chris. Okay? So— And then he took me to meet Clyde, and Clyde's, like, a perfect gentleman as well. So, I'm going to be living in his mansion from now on.
Because I don't know why— Why you have, like against, like, these men in the...pickle suits or whatever. Because he was just a guy in a pickle suit. I don’t understand, like, what was so, like, threatening about him. And apparently, you, like, called the cops on him? I mean, what did he do wrong? How you gotta report him? Saying that, like, a guy in a pickle suit's, like, stole your date.
You, like, didn’t know this guy, and you’re already passing judgment on him, and you’re already, like… You passed judgment on thi— On Clyde, okay? Clyde’s like, the nicest guy ever, okay? He is, like… He is gonna be, like, taking care of me for the rest of the li— Rest of my life. ‘Cause he is loaded with cash.
Hence why his last name is "Cash".
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But, Chris, you should be careful [Chris overlapping, indistinct]. But you should be careful, Chris, on, like, all the women that you encounter, you better make sure that you treat them properly, do not touch them on the first date; don’t try to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kiss them, and, you know, you’ll have no problems, but if you do, you know, the pickle men will come and take them away, and take them to Clyde, and he is gonna take care of them for the rest of their lives as well.
Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest Girls you know...
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