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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:13pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:49pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:22am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:06pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:06pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:06pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:06pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:16am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:16am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:16am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:10am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:10am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:10am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:44pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:52pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:00pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:06pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:21pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 8:10am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:06pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:06pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:06pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:06pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:34am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:34am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:34am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:13pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:15pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:17pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:35pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:36am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:26pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:27pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:16pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:06pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:16am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:06pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:51pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:41pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:06pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:55pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:06pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:06pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:05pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:06pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:06pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:04pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:06pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:06pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 4:32am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:17am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:10am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:06pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:17am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:10am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:06pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:17am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:10am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:06pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:11am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:11am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:11am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:11am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:11am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:11pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:27pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:34am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:15pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:16pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:07pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:36pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:07pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:11am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:07pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:25pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2024 @ 1:02am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:07pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 2:22am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:07pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:17am

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2024 @ 1:02am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:34am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:07pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:11am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:11am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:17am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:11am

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 7:37am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:07pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:07pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:17am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:11am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:11am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:11am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:14am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:11am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:11am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:11am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:11am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:11am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:11am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2024 @ 1:02am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:17am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:17am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:17am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:11am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:11am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:11am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:11am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:11am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:07pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:11am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:11am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:11am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:11am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:11am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:11am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:11am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:11am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:07pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:07pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:11am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:11am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:12am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:12am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:12am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:12am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:12am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:12am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:12am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:12am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:12am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:07pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:07pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:12am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:12am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:17am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:17am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:12am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:12am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:12am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:12am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:12am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:12am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:12am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:12am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:34am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:12am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:12am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:12am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:12am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:24am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:31am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:31am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:31am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:04pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:21pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:07pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:17am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:17am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:12am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:48pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:07pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:17am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:12am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:12am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 4:37am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:07pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:12am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:12am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:12am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:12am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:12am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:12am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:12am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:12am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:12am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:12am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:12am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:12am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:12am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:12am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:12am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:12am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:12am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:12am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:13am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:13am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:34am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:07pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:41am

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2024 @ 1:02am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:13am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:13am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:13am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:13am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:13am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:13am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:13am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:13am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:13am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:13am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:13am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:13am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:13am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:13am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:13am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:13am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:13am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:13am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:13am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:13am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:13am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:13am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:13am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:17am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:17am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:17am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:13am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:13am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:13am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:13am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:13am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:13am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:13am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:13am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:13am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:07pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:17am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:17am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:13am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:13am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:13am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:13am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:13am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:13am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:13am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:13am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:13am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:13am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:13am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:13am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:13am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:13am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:13am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:13am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:07pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:07pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:38am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:14am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 7:33am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 7:33am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2024 @ 1:02am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 2:30am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2024 @ 1:02am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:24pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:14am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:14am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:14am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:14am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:14am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:14am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:14am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:14am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:14am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:14am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:14am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:14am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:14am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:14am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:14am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:14am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:14am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:14am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:14am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:14am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:14am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:14am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:14am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:14am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:14am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:14am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:18am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:38am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:24pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:31am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:24pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:24pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:44pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 7:38am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2024 @ 1:02am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 7:38am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2024 @ 1:02am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2024 @ 1:02am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2024 @ 1:02am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2024 @ 1:02am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2024 @ 1:02am

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2024 @ 1:02am

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2024 @ 1:02am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2024 @ 1:02am

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2024 @ 1:02am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2024 @ 1:02am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2024 @ 1:02am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:07pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2024 @ 1:02am

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2024 @ 1:02am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:18am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:14am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:14am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:14am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:14am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:14am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:14am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:26am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:14am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:14am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:52pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2024 @ 1:02am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:14am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:14am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:14am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:14am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:14am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:14am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:14am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:14am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:14am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:14am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:14am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:14am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:14am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:18am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:24pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:24pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:32pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:14am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:14am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:14am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:14am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:14am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:14am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:14am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:32pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:32pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:53pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:53pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:53pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 1:50am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:14am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:14am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:15am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:15am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:24pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:30pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:52pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:27pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:15am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:15am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2024 @ 1:02am

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2024 @ 1:02am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2024 @ 1:02am

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2024 @ 1:02am

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2024 @ 1:02am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:15am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:15am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:36pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:33pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 1:54am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:24pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:32pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 1:34am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 1:49am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:53pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 2:12am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 7:39am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 7:39am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2024 @ 1:02am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:15am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:15am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:15am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:15am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:15am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:15am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:15am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:41pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:44pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:47pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:53pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 1:50am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 1:50am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 1:51am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 7:54am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:18am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:15am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:15am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:15am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:15am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:15am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:15am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:24pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:32pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 1:50am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 8:29am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:15am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:15am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:06pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2024 @ 1:02am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:53pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 8:28am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:25pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:15am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 7:39am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:18am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:15am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:15am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:15am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:15am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:15am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:15am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:32pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:28pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 2:07am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 7:40am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:15am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:15am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:19pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2024 @ 1:02am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:27pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:17am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 2:22am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 7:40am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 7:40am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 7:40am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 7:40am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 7:40am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 7:40am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:07pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 7:40am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 7:40am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 7:40am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 7:40am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 7:40am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 7:40am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:15am

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 7:40am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 8:34am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 7:40am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 7:40am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 7:40am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 7:40am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 7:40am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:15am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:53pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:25pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:15am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:15am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:53pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:53pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:53pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:29pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:29pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:29pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 9:15am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 7:40am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 7:40am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 7:40am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 7:40am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 7:40am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 7:40am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:07pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 7:40am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:42pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:44pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:53pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:29pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:29pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 2:12am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 1:51am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 7:40am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 7:40am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 7:40am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 7:40am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 7:41am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 7:41am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 7:41am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 7:41am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:15am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:15am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:15am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:15am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:15am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:15am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:24pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:52pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 1:50am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 7:41am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 7:41am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 7:41am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 7:41am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:15am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:15am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:03am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2024 @ 1:02am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:15am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:25pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:15am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:15am

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 7:41am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 7:41am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 7:41am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 7:35am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2024 @ 1:02am

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2024 @ 1:02am

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2024 @ 1:02am

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2024 @ 1:02am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:48pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:05pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:11pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:13pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 3:13am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 3:13am

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 7:47am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:11am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:07pm

Endless cycle

Ascend 1,000 times.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2024 @ 1:02am

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2024 @ 1:02am

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2024 @ 1:02am

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2024 @ 1:02am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 7:33am

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:34am

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2024 @ 1:02am

Seven horseshoes

Click 27,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2024 @ 1:02am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2024 @ 12:46am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 7:35am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 7:35am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 7:35am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 7:36am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 7:36am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 7:36am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 7:36am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 7:36am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 7:36am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 7:39am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 7:39am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2024 @ 12:42am

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2024 @ 12:43am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 7:35am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 7:35am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 7:35am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2024 @ 12:43am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 7:33am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 7:33am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 7:33am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 7:33am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 7:33am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 7:33am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 7:33am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 7:33am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 8:01am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 8:01am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 8:01am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2024 @ 12:40am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2024 @ 12:40am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2024 @ 12:40am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2024 @ 12:40am

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2024 @ 12:40am

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2024 @ 12:40am

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2024 @ 12:43am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 7:33am

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2024 @ 12:43am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 7:35am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 7:36am

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2024 @ 12:40am

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2024 @ 12:40am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2024 @ 12:58am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 7:33am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 7:33am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 7:36am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2024 @ 12:36am

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2024 @ 12:40am

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2024 @ 12:40am

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2024 @ 12:40am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 7:49am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2024 @ 1:02am

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2024 @ 12:40am

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2024 @ 12:40am

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2024 @ 12:40am

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2024 @ 12:40am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2024 @ 12:48am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 9:09am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2024 @ 12:52am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2024 @ 1:02am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2024 @ 1:02am

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2024 @ 12:43am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 7:36am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 7:36am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 7:36am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 7:36am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 7:36am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 7:36am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 7:36am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 7:36am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 7:36am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 7:39am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2024 @ 12:43am

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2024 @ 12:43am

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2024 @ 12:43am

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2024 @ 12:43am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 7:36am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 7:36am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 7:36am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2024 @ 12:43am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 7:33am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 7:33am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 7:33am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 7:33am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 7:33am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 7:33am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 8:01am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 8:01am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2024 @ 12:40am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2024 @ 12:40am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2024 @ 12:40am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2024 @ 12:40am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2024 @ 12:40am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2024 @ 12:40am

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2024 @ 12:40am

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2024 @ 12:40am

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2024 @ 12:40am

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2024 @ 12:43am

Introspection

Have 700 You.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2024 @ 12:43am

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2024 @ 12:52am

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2024 @ 12:43am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 7:33am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 7:33am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2024 @ 12:37am

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2024 @ 12:40am