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Skjowldr 31 May, 2020 @ 7:55am 
♥♥♥♥ people who play jenga wrong

“YoU tOucHEd ThAt BlOcK So yOu HavE tO PuLl tHat OnE Out”

Go ♥♥♥♥ yourself, that’s not how the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game is played, you dumb, the ♥♥♥♥, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

Quoted from the official Jenga rules:

“Players may tap a block to find a loose one. Any blocks moved but not played should be replaced, unless doing so would make the tower fall. “

You’ve never even ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ read the rules have you, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idiot. What, is the game over in 3 seconds, if you just so happen to touch a load bearing block first?♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ NO DUMBASS. Learn to read you illiterate ♥♥♥♥.
Skjowldr 1 Dec, 2019 @ 8:37pm 
Women have better men, that they notice all the men, that women notice all the better women, and men notice all the observation skills. Women don't. The women notice all the skills, and women notice Eminem, and men don't.
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Bappis 18 Aug, 2019 @ 7:28am 
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Skjowldr 11 Jul, 2019 @ 11:29am 
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Skjowldr 10 Oct, 2018 @ 10:25am 
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Skjowldr 16 Mar, 2018 @ 10:15am 
My ♥♥♥♥♥♥ Stephen is now with Hitler in heaven smh :sadface: :crying: what if when we die god be like "you can't fast travel with enemies nearby"
Skjowldr 1 Mar, 2018 @ 10:11am 
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Skjowldr 5 Oct, 2017 @ 4:37am 
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Skjowldr 24 Aug, 2017 @ 7:08am 
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Skjowldr 24 Aug, 2017 @ 7:08am 
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Skjowldr 3 Aug, 2017 @ 5:01am 
My internet stopped working so I started talking to the others in the house. It turned out to be my family. They seem to be nice people.
Skjowldr 29 Jul, 2017 @ 5:42am 
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Skjowldr 20 Jul, 2017 @ 6:34am 
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Ruzaz 20 Jul, 2017 @ 4:25am 
sometimes when im watching anime he messages me and forces me to play comp with him, it's not very nice. Just because you can take advantage of my mental illness known as being an otaku doesent mean you can go ahead and steal my time. I'll have you know my body pillow collection has much kawaii waifus then yours and my anime list is atleast three times longer. you think you can get away with this crime? I'll have you know I can run a mean 20 minute mile in my goku suit, you cant outrun me when I go full power, you think you can escape my wraith but you know you really cant. On the other side, yes I do know how to cook a mean bowl of rice, just because I wasnt born japanese doesent mean im not japanese at heart. You can't take that away from me, I am who I am and you cant change that. I am better then you at everything, if needed I can grab my keyboard and roast a downsyndrome child with no problem, my level 100 typing skills are much superior to yours. and that's all I have to say
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Skjowldr 17 Jul, 2017 @ 5:10pm 
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Ruzaz 15 Jul, 2017 @ 2:30pm 
I'll Top 10 Anime Battle you! SUNRISE LAND BEST LAND!!!!! I LOVE JAPAN, EVEN THOUGH I BELONG TO AN *insert European ethnicity* THAT'S ONLY RELATION TO JAPAN MIGHT HAVE BEEN BEING ALLIES DURING THE SECOND WORLD WAR! HITLER WASN'T SO BAD, I MEAN HE LIKED JAPAN AND HE DID KILL HITLER, GUYS! XD LOL ROFLMAO I CUT MYSELF EVERY NIGHT!!!!!!
Skjowldr 21 Jun, 2017 @ 11:10am 
Actually, futa can be made less gay than straight porn. You see, straight porn has one guy and one girl. Because you're fapping to something with one guy in it, that's 50% gay. If you watch futa ♥♥♥♥ a girl, that's one girl and a half girl, thus only 25% gay. You could make it 0% gay with two girls but the problem is, that makes them lesbian, which wraps back to being 100% gay.
Skjowldr 18 Jun, 2017 @ 5:00am 
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Skjowldr 17 Jun, 2017 @ 6:42pm 
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Skjowldr 16 Jun, 2017 @ 2:52pm 
I sexually identify as an FIM-92 Stinger anti-aircraft missile. My sole erotic fantasy is to explode inside an attack helicopter with such force that their physical vessel is utterly consumed by the intensity of my fiery passion.
Skjowldr 16 Jun, 2017 @ 2:52pm 
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Skjowldr 13 Jun, 2017 @ 8:36am 
I actually listed some Minecraft building skills on a job application once, and it got me a job making 100k+ a year (I'm a doctor if you couldn't figure it out). My biggest piece of advice to any new miners out there is this: if you or a loved one have been diagnosed with mesothelioma, you may be entitled to financial compensation.
Skjowldr 13 Jun, 2017 @ 8:33am 
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Skjowldr 13 Jun, 2017 @ 8:32am 
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. My Imam came into my room to bring me a plate of halal chicken nuggets and I literally screamed 'ALLAHU AKBAR' at him and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of his hand. He started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on him. I’m so distressed right now I don’t know what to do. I didn’t mean to do that to my Imam but I’m literally in shock from the islamophobes tonight. I feel like I’m going to explode. Why the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ is ISIS losing? This can’t be happening. I’m having a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ breakdown. I don’t want to believe the world is so haram. I want a global caliphate to believe in. I want an Ayatollah to be president and fix this broken country. I cannot ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ deal with this right now. It wasn’t supposed to be like this, I thought they were exploding well in New York???? This is so haram.
Skjowldr 13 Jun, 2017 @ 8:10am 
forgive english, i am Russia. i come to study clothing and fashion at American university.
i am in america 6 weeks i am my friend together he is gay. He was show me American
fashion and then we are kiss. We sex together.
I never before now am tell my mother about gay because i am very shame. As i ♥♥♥♥ this American boy it is very good to me
I feel extreme guilty as I begin orgasm. I feel so guilty that I pick up my telephone and call Mother in Russia.
It too late for stopping so I am ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sex. I am very upset and guilty and crying, so I yell her, "I AM ♥♥♥ FROM SEX" (in Russia).
She say what? I say "I AM ♥♥♥ FROM SEX" and she say you boy, do not marry American girl, and I say "NO I AM ♥♥♥ FROM SEX WITH MAN,
I AM IN ASS, I ♥♥♥ IN ASS"
She not get scared. I hang up phone and am very embarrass. My friend also he is very embarrass. I am guilt and feel very stupid.
I wonder, why do I gay with man?
But I continue because when it spurt it feel very good in American ass.
76561198118867875 12 Jun, 2017 @ 12:18pm 
-rep a ♥♥♥.
Skjowldr 8 Jun, 2017 @ 7:56am 
I sexually identify as the YiffnessGram Furry Test. Ever since I was a kid I dreamed of being an multi stage knot capacity test that progressively get more difficult as it continues. People tell me that a person can´t be a school yiffness test but I don´t care, I´m beautiful. Every morning I wake up and tell myself "The 200 pound bars furry test will begin in 30 nyas.". My breeding speed starts slowly but gets faster every minute. In school, every time I hear the nyaa!!<33 I think "A single nyaa~~<33 should've been completed when you hear this sound "prrrr~", and if It isn't completed twice your furry ass is over". From now on I want you guys to call me Yiffness Gram and respect my right to breed in a straight line and breed as long as possible. If you can't accept that I am a knot capacity test then you're a yiff-testophobe and you need to check your breeding privilege. Thank you for being so understanding
Skjowldr 2 Jun, 2017 @ 1:22am 
*SLÄP!*Sinua on juuri heitetty hikisellä unirytmillä. Tästä alkaa ''VÄSYÄ LÄTTYYN 2017!'' Pelissä on vain yksi sääntö: Et voi nukuttaa ketään kuka on jo sinua nukuttanut. Rankaise niin montaa ihmistä, kun vaan pystyt ku ite en jaksa ku tuli väsy.
Skjowldr 12 May, 2017 @ 4:56pm 
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Soup 11 May, 2017 @ 11:37am 
I want you to ♥♥♥♥ my wife
Skjowldr 10 May, 2017 @ 2:55pm 
+rep best wanker
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Skjowldr 10 May, 2017 @ 10:10am 
ENG: Choose the one that's on the list and write in my profile, I will answer the same!
+rep gay ♥♥♥♥♥♥
+rep artistic autist
+rep very unfunny smartass
+rep gamer
+rep fast and furious 9
+rep gud mems
+rep reAL ♥♥♥♥!??!
+rep R8 GOD
+rep cool friend who likes to help anyway he can while making funny jokes
+rep ♥♥♥
+rep it's high noon
+rep strong independent apache helicopter who don't need no pilot
+rep best wanker
+rep very trusted 🅱ass-man
+rep pot seller
+rep always passes the bong
+rep fast af boi
Skjowldr 3 May, 2017 @ 8:02am 
I used to like salt, like, REALLY like it. Then one day I looked around at my friends who also liked salt. Most of them were either challenjour LoL players, (or at least they claimed to be) or they were 12 year old overwatchers. Everyday that would go on and on, using at least 1 toxic word in every sentence they said and they would always threaten to slaughter your family if you ever said anything about their own mistakes or how they should just calm down. Long story short, My salt-loving friends were disgusting C U C K S and I didn't want to become like them. I also realized that pretty much every kind of salt nowdays is pure ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cancer. Basically what i'm saying is it's ok to get irritated by not doing well but when it gets to the point where insulting your teammates takes up more than 30% of your daily conversations and you start badmouthing everyone you come across without thinking or listening to anything, you need to slit your throat
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Ruzaz 24 Apr, 2017 @ 10:50am 
(i dont)