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Thanks for telling me about HAARP. Ah man my crazy uncle was right all along. We cut him out of the family because he wouldn’t shut the ♥♥♥♥ up about government facilities controlling the weather. If only we had listened. To be fair he was also insanely racist and anti-semitic but now that I think about it, people are calling me anti-semitic too just because I donated money to a Palestinian food bank. Maybe there comes a time in every man’s life where he realizes his crazy uncle wasn’t that crazy after all. I better look into all the racist stuff he said in case he was right about that too.

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Ye hath been slapped on the cheek by the glove of a sophisticated 19th century King, you are now henceforth my female dog.

By the potatos law, ye must now slap others and earn thine own slaves lest they all be taken by me. Thou shalt not slap me back, for if you do, ye shall be executed

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This man named HD but he really 4K

So I had some errands to run today but I didn’t have any clean underwear. Instead of being gross I decided it would be better if I wore a pair of my sisters panties than to not wear any or wear dirty boxers. When I was at the store I saw some guys I know from school and I started talking to them. I bent down to pick up some bread and they saw my sisters thong that I was wearing. They started laughing and asking what the ♥♥♥♥ I was doing. They tried to take a picture but I pushed them away and tried explaining that I didn’t have any clean underwear. They didn’t believe me at all and I know they are going to tell people. How can I explain this so people don’t think that I actually like doing that?