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Sam   Christmas Island
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Shining Idol
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I am the Guy with the Flashlight.
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Reviews  169
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The Congregation of Digital Serenity
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THE CULT OF METAL PIPES
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Favorite Game
Outer Wilds
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Hours played
28
Achievements
Supernova
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Achievement Progress   28 of 31
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Perfect Games
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Achievement Showcase
4,235
Achievements
32
Perfect Games
47%
Avg. Game Completion Rate
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After many many hours and much much pain, I have finally truely beaten Spelunky...
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Your life is everything. You serve all purpose. You should treat yourself now. And give yourself a piece of that oxygen, in ozone layer, that’s covered up so that we can breathe inside this blue trapped bubble. Because what am I here for? To worship you! Love yourself! I mean that with a hundred percent with a thousand percent.
Recent Activity
28 hrs on record
last played on 7 Jan
FlatOut: Ultimate Carnage Collector's Edition
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888 hrs on record
last played on 7 Jan
Grand Theft Auto V
Achievement Progress   25 of 77
+20
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5.4 hrs on record
last played on 4 Jan
DEFCON
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average evangelion fan 1 Jan @ 6:43pm 
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average evangelion fan 21 Dec, 2024 @ 7:17pm 
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average evangelion fan 21 Dec, 2024 @ 7:17pm 
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Jacobins 22 Nov, 2024 @ 5:36pm 
not a creep or a pervert, just a genuine guy. I would treat you with respect and the sex would be good. I can even make you squirt if the connection is right haha. I will not judge you or think you’re “easy”. So yeah, excuse me if I come across as a little uncalibrated but I think you’re attractive, so what do you think? :) Haha

average evangelion fan 4 Oct @ 3:01am
Happy HAWK TUAH
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A truck of HAWK TUAH, just for my bestest of friends. Give this to your best friends and if you get one back, your HAWK TUAH! You are the Best!
average evangelion fan 9 Nov, 2024 @ 11:04am 
No... you're not a gamer.

Nonononono- YOU ARE NOT A GAMER.

I, am so SICK, of all these people who THINK they're gamers! No! You're not!

Alright? MOST of you are not even CLOSE to being gamers. I see these people saying "I've put well over a 100 hours in this game, and it's great!--


MOST OF US, CAN EASILY PUT 300+ IN ALL OF OUR GAMES!

I see people who only have the NINTENDO SWITCH, AND CLAIM TO BE GAMERS

AHAHAHAHAH

ﾑんﾑんﾑんﾑんﾑん- FUNNY AHAHA!
COME, TALK TO ME, WHEN YOU PICK UP A PS4 CONTROLLER.
Then... we'll be friends
average evangelion fan 1 Nov, 2024 @ 3:20pm 
i love uou Sam お