After a good game in CSGO, I added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a CSGO LAN party. He said he was coming so I was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, I felt his hard PP push against my leg. Turns out he was gay cheater. Don't trust this guy.

Cheater

He is a Swina-Chewbaka

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/ ノ) ᴅᴏ ᴜ ᴇᴠᴇɴ ʀᴀɪsᴇ? ）　ヽ
/ ｜　　༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ⌒（ゝ._,ノ
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丶＿ ノ ｡　　 ノ､　｡|/
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