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24 of 24 (100%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Exume To Consume

Discovered all of the artifacts buried in sand
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2014 @ 12:21pm

Data mole

Smuggle a carrier pigeon into the next level
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2014 @ 12:10pm

Saliva Surrogate

Assist a saliva deficient individual by fulfilling their stationary needs
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2014 @ 11:52am

Essence of Pigeon

Spray 3 people with pheromones
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2014 @ 11:40am

Conversationalist

Talk to 3 inanimate cardboard boxes
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2014 @ 12:01pm

Serious Degaussing Skills

Degauss 4 undercover agents in the park
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2014 @ 12:04pm

Long Distance Charges

Dial all phone menu options
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2014 @ 12:08pm

Verbal Morality Statute

Dial various four letter words into the Nippon Telnet phone terminal
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2014 @ 12:08pm

Face Infectors

Defeat a microscopic squadron of bacteriophage
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2014 @ 12:04pm

Insurance Premiums Increase

Shatter all vases in the shop
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2014 @ 11:34am

Spongiform Encephalopathy

Consume one brain steeped sandwich
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2014 @ 12:12pm

Above And Beyond The Spider of Duty

Collect all 8 spiders in the restaurant
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2014 @ 12:15pm

Around The World In 80 Puns

Visit all travel destinations in the world
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2014 @ 11:53am

Hasselhoff In A Pinch

Rescue the drowning man in the swimming pool
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2014 @ 12:31pm

Heroine Chic

Apply lipstick VERY generously to your face
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2014 @ 12:40pm

Jacques Voyeur: Room Explorer

Explore other guest rooms at the resort
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2014 @ 12:36pm

Don't Get Involved

Kiss 3 people while wearing lipstick
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2014 @ 12:42pm

But She Can Fly...

Win a round of pillow fight
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2014 @ 10:18am

DJ Compact Disc Jockey

Scratch 2 compact discs in the bachelor pad
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2014 @ 10:23am

A Kissenger For All Seasons

Get kissed by an unhygienic individual on two separate occasions
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2014 @ 10:39am

Bloody Mary On The Rocks

Serve a bloody mary
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2014 @ 10:49am

Breaking The Mold

Consume vast quantities of jelly to fulfill ethical responsibilities
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2014 @ 11:00am

Clean As A Whistle

Find and utilize a bidet
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2014 @ 10:22am

Polyplegic

Land awkwardly while diving at the pool
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2014 @ 12:31pm