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BALL FUN TIME

Bounce a ball 25 times in the apartment, because apparently that's more fun than the actual game.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 12:44am

Pet Cemetery

Kill all of Tony's pets... I'm tired of them pooping on my lawn.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 1:26am

Jesus, Are You Still Listening To This?

Listen to the entirety of Pop Up's introduction, and ignore the homeless man being murdered outside your door.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 1:06am

You Almost Solved It! Keep Going!

Press the buttons on the Puzzle Tree over 50 times, 'cause you don't know how to listen, you cute little popsicle stick.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 1:20am

Clone on Clone Crime

Let the two arguing clones kill each other and then don't report it... This isn't game for snitches!
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 3:26am

Don't Get Dooped

Escape Doopy without putting boxes in the garage, because charity work is lame and you're not lame. You're a cool little popsicle stick, aren't you?
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 3:22am

WE <3 MURDER

Kill every villager. That's right, we celebrate violence! What do you think about that mom and dad?!
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 7:18am

It's A Video Game, Kill Something!

Don't kill any villagers, because God forbid you do something out of the ordinary!
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 4:59am

Here's a damn trophy, now stop killing me!

Jump Trover into the Acid Lake 5 times. How is this even a trophy?
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 7:43am

Here's Donny!

Witness Donny's death, then write an essay about it for your college application.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 10:21am

That went well...

Glorkon mixed the world! Wait, they get a trophy for that? It’s just a cut scene. They didn’t do anything... God, this is so dumb.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 10:42am

Really? This Game's Not That Good

Replay the game, instead of getting a real job.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 3:13am

Trover ****s the Universe

You beat the game! You can die a happy now, you slimy, little popsicle stick.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 12:26pm

BBALL IN THE BBALL HOLE

IT'S BBALL TIME IN THE BBALL HOLE PLACE! MAKE ONE BBALL BASKET IN THE TELEPOD LIKE A GOOD LITTLE BBALL BOY OR BBALL GIRL!
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 12:57am

Bet You Can't Make 100

You made 10 baskets, now make 100! Come on, what else do you gotta do today?
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 12:26pm

You Didn't Have To Do That

You killed a NPC. That’s gonna affect the whole game! That’s right, your actions have consequences this game!
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 12:53am

Worst Guest Ever

You did it! You killed every killable NPC! You're certified, psychopathic killer! Someone should probably call the police...
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 10:38am



Instant Clone Soup

Collect the clone DNA in under 10 minutes. That's it? That's all they have to do? Man, we're just giving these things away.

Daddy Gotta Eat!

Instead of feeding the poor, feed Gail's roommate in under 5 minutes!

The Ultimate Happy Ending

Collect all Power Babies in the game. Then prepare to have your shnudler ringled!
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