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8.2 hrs on record (3.7 hrs at review time)
This is as good as '1v1 melee only' gets.


Good game, fun game, I like this game.
Posted 23 May, 2017.
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11.8 hrs on record
It's freedom with a jetpack nailed to it, holding a laser gun.

Go nuts, lad.
Posted 3 May, 2017.
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4 people found this review helpful
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7.9 hrs on record
This game is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ trash of the best kind. Don't play it, go to the gym.
Posted 3 May, 2017.
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5.5 hrs on record (0.1 hrs at review time)
You can slow-mo kung-fu scary monsters to death.

The best of modern shootie games with a spooktastic twist. Buy this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game.
Posted 13 April, 2017.
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5 people found this review helpful
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8.1 hrs on record (3.6 hrs at review time)
Exactly what it says on the tin. You know what you're getting into, it's violent, messy, and a little archaic in it's ability to be gritty and macabre for the sake of it.

But here's what you should REALLY know.

The premise gets me excited.

The controls make me erect.

The sountrack makes my balls tight.

The fluidity, the satisfaction, the sheer, perfected, POLISH on display here...

makes me ejaculate.


Gr8 g@m3 10/10
Posted 14 March, 2017.
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14.9 hrs on record (14.5 hrs at review time)
It's like the first one, but with more polish, more content, and less charm.


PS: The first one kicked ass, balls, and face, and it kept kicking until blood sprayed out of various new holes at Mach 88.
Posted 13 March, 2017.
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2 people found this review helpful
4.4 hrs on record
Remember when TF2 was a damn fun time? Yeah, like, 2013 ♥♥♥♥.

Remember playing source-port mods on your potato, back in the late 2000's, and the very early 2010's? Remember getting chills in a dark basement, flipping on your SNES at like 1 AM with a bowl full of sugar cereal that your mom almost never let you get your hands on?


...Well, I do. I remember what it's like to have fun.

This game is fast, frantic, fun, and free. If you'd prefer I stop using alliteration to tell you why you should really, really ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ play this, well, it's just ♥♥♥♥♥♥' fantastic. Oopsie, there I go again.

uuuuuuujhhhgbhhh, is like red ded redempin with firsst person. just like skyrim with guns.


I give it a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ten.
Posted 13 March, 2017.
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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
199.4 hrs on record (36.0 hrs at review time)
This is pretty much just an interactive Las Vegas in the future. It's fun to pretend to be somebody else, especially since you hate yourself.
Posted 26 January, 2017.
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12.9 hrs on record (10.7 hrs at review time)
This game has made me sob horribly multiple times. Must play, 10/10.
Posted 26 August, 2015.
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6 people found this review helpful
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1.1 hrs on record (0.2 hrs at review time)
This is so complex and so perfectly entricate, yet it's simplicity is soul-suckingly fun. GOTY 2014, even though I didn't legally own it until 2015. Buy it while it's a dollar, great deal.
Posted 1 February, 2015.
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