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Recent reviews by syrianrefugee

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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
5.1 hrs on record (3.6 hrs at review time)
good game if you hate yourself
Posted 26 October, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
17.8 hrs on record (5.5 hrs at review time)
YAWN so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ boring. fun enough to make you go over the 2 hour limit of playtime so you cant refund it. bad game bad game bad game gay game ♥♥♥♥ you ubisoft you are lucky i only lost 5 dollars.
Posted 23 October, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
8.7 hrs on record
its so fun being in a position of power to deny people their human rights
Posted 26 August, 2020.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
41.0 hrs on record (18.0 hrs at review time)
the RNG is fake
Posted 19 April, 2020. Last edited 27 October, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
3.9 hrs on record (2.2 hrs at review time)
It seems my life has just been going downhill lately. My wife is cheating on me my childhood dog has been killed and my children just plain hate me from my manipulative wife. You learn to live with the negative things when growing up but i can no longer seem to adapt from these drastic changes of events. because of this ive fallen into depression, everyday i go to the bar and try to drink myself to death so i wouldnt have to come home to a family that hate me. side note- (no i havent divorced my wife and no she doesnt know i know about her cheating, im worried about losing everything else financially so i guess i just have to live with it for the sake of financial stability.). On another night of trying to shut down my liver i decided to open steam. its been years since i touched this app and it looked completely different than what i remembered. i went through my steam library and got a hit of nostalgia and dopamine. I've never felt such pleasure and bliss in my life before. id never think i would ever get the feeling of happiness again, sadly it quickly faded away so naturally i craved more and went scrolling through the store looking for a new game to play. then it happened, i came across one of the most beautiful games ive laid my eyes on....killing floor. just about an hour after playing it i felt like i was 12 again, playing video games without a worry in the world. i was inspired and determined to make a change in my life so that i may once be able to enjoy it like i was supposed to in the beginning. so then i decided enough is enough with my ♥♥♥♥♥♥ wife so i upped her caffeine dosage to kill her once and for all and immediately fled my country and started a new life in japan. as for my kids...well i never liked them anyway so idrc if they hated me. killing floor brought me to a new refreshed state of bliss and heaven, i didnt expect it to be this good but man i am grateful. thank you god for gifting me this game and changing my life the way i wanted to.
Posted 30 December, 2019. Last edited 30 December, 2019.
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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
9.2 hrs on record (4.0 hrs at review time)
even though i got this game for free i despise every aspect of it and pray to god it doesnt claim another hopeless soul looking for a good military sim.
Posted 17 September, 2019.
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1 person found this review funny
38.4 hrs on record (29.7 hrs at review time)
Pew pew pow
Posted 5 December, 2017.
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30.6 hrs on record (16.8 hrs at review time)
this game suc monga dic with ♥♥♥♥♥♥ friend
Posted 7 November, 2017. Last edited 11 October, 2021.
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2 people found this review funny
1,451.9 hrs on record (219.0 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
some people are memers some people are trash
Posted 20 September, 2017.
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1 person found this review helpful
55.5 hrs on record (50.5 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
i chop trees. chopping trees makes the natives amgry. i got amgry and killed them. they got moar amgry and sent a vegene mosnter to knock my walls. i left and found the failed abortion that got kidnapped. i thanked the gods he was dead but my wife would kill me if i didnt bring him bak alive. had to kill a hentai monster to save him :(. my anus is bleeding now.
Posted 17 September, 2017.
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