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42 of 42 (100%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Hit and Run

Break out of the Combine prisoner transport vehicle.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 12:29pm

Quaranta Giorni

Enter the Quarantine Zone.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 1:14pm

Mazel Tov

Pick up and smash 50 glass bottles.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 1:44pm

Good Grub

Feed the snark.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 12:13pm

On a Roll

Interact with the playground somehow.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 5:09am

Little Slugger

Represent yourself with a specific prop on Russell's map.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 12:36pm

Eye of the Geiger

Measure Russell with the Geiger counter.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 5:10am

Mag-Snagger

Catch Russell's ammo magazine before it hits the ground.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 12:54pm

Sustenance

Receive a tasty treat.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 1:51pm

Freshly Squeezed

Test your grip on a headcrab heart.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2022 @ 1:32pm

Zombie with a Shotgun

Collect the shotgun.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 2:01pm

Xen Garden

Enter the explosive Xen infestation.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2022 @ 9:25am

Off the Rails

Stop the prisoner transport train.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2022 @ 9:57am

Checking In

Reach the Northern Star.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2022 @ 12:22pm

Heart-Breaker Hotel

Get creative turning the power back on.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 10:28am

Surface Tension

Escape the underground pit.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 10:57am

Unbonded

Collect the SMG.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 1:02pm

Cord-Cutter

Shut down the substation.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 1:34pm

Blast From the Past

Defuse a roomful of explosive barrels.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 6:37am

Sound Strategy

Escape the distillery without killing Jeff.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2022 @ 2:20pm

Flat Note

Kill Jeff.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2022 @ 2:17pm

Crustacean Frustration

Kill the annoying headcrab before it breaks everything.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2022 @ 1:51pm

Hold Your Liquor

Catch a bottle falling out of a cupboard before it breaks and alerts Jeff.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2022 @ 2:14pm

Sea Level

Reach the aquatic exhibits.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2022 @ 2:50pm

Triple Bypass

Solve the tanker yard's electrical puzzle and escape.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2022 @ 4:49pm

High Water March

Start climbing the water tower.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 3:55am

Textbook Jinxing

Wake the Strider.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 4:12am

Point Extraction

Get to the superweapon.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 4:41am

Consequences

Make your choice.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 4:44am

Dead Giveaway

Loot a corpse.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 12:58pm

Smash and Grab

Break open a supply crate with your hands.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 1:25pm

Up in Arms

Install your first pistol upgrade.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 1:27pm

Pro-Pain

Kill a grunt by shooting their gas tank.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2022 @ 9:31am

Indirect Approach

Kill a Combine Heavy while their shield is up.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2022 @ 11:56am

Combine Harvester

Use the gravity gloves to loot an item off a living Combine soldier.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 1:37pm

Xen Lootism

Snatch a Xen grenade from its resting place.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 10:18am

Safe Trip

Use the multitool to hack a tripmine.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 5:20am

Deadliest Catch

Use the gravity gloves to intercept an incoming enemy grenade in mid-flight.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 6:16am

Near-Jeff Experience

Stay close to Jeff for 10 seconds (but not too close).
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2022 @ 5:30pm

Team Spirit

Bring Russell a bottle of vodka.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2022 @ 2:22pm

Gnome Vault of My Own

Bring a garden gnome with you to the Vault.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2022 @ 6:45pm

Gnome Alone

If you are reading this achievement, Gabe Newell has successfully launched Gnome Chompski into space. If you did not also receive the achievement 'Manufacturing Ascent', Newell has abandoned his plans to shoot Noam Chomsky into space.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 10:08am