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Guns of Icarus: On the Line is a return to form for Tobuscus. Mixing the explosive style of his literal trailers, the goofiness of his Tobuscus Adventures, the whimsical mood of his songs, and the refreshing realism of his vlogs (taking especially clear inspiration from his ICONIC vlog, "IN BED WITH IJUSTINE!!"

But exactly how good is Guns of Icarus: Get In Line?

Well, the gameplay is clearly an artistic representation of Toby's feelings. By having your ship shoot down other ships, Toby is drawing parallels to his own career and how it went crashing down in HECKING flames after the FALSE! sexual assault allegations that he was attacked with. It's fun and tight, like Toby's sexual prey videos.

The story is one for the ages. You play as Tincan Peterson, who has frequent hallucinations of the famed standup comedian, Larry the Cable Man, who provides HILARIOUS commentary as you play the game. However, the plot itself is quite the tearjerker. Tincan, a man with a shadowy past, is on a mission to kill ALL the peoples, but by the time the game ends, you find out the reality of Tincan's tragic backstory: Tincan accidentally plowed his daughter. Very sad.

The music is good, I think Kendrick did a real good job on the soundtrack.

Guns of Icarus: Outside the Line is a testament to Toady Turner's amazing skill. He developed this game BY HAND using only his sheer will and safety torch. He put his HEART, soul, DARKNESS, redness, AND whiteness into each painstaking pixel of each texture of this game, all of which are so beautiful you can't help but go "hot hot hot hot hot". His transfused his very LIFEBLOOD into the very narrative of the story. The music moves you to HECKING tears! It is a TRUE MASTERPIECE!

It's for these flaws that I'm afraid that I can only give Bioshock: Offline a 2/5.
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