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The community here is amazing. Everything is being showered by nice copypasta. The comments section of every profile is slowly becoming the friendliest place to be. Even this is going to end up as a genuine copypasta, I guarantee it.

plays midnight ghost hunt cuz mans never played prop hunt

you'll never out - rat the rat . +rep :]

Magnificent, Wonderful, Marvelous, Spectacular, Remarkable

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+rep Likes to be called long dong silver when traded with.

You are truly amazing you know that right? Probably not but that is ok that's why i'm still around. You are beautiful, you are amazing and when you are happy it can truly brighten up even the darkest of nights! good vibes my dear friend ヾ(●⌒∇⌒●)ﾉ

i am a heron. i haev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans

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i love u and i would never want to play gas station with anyone else
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p.s. u handed me the wrong pack of cigarettes >:-(

You are truly amazing you know that right? Probably not but that is ok that's why i'm still around. You are beautiful, you are amazing and when you are happy it can truly brighten up even the darkest of nights! good vibes my dear friend ヾ(●⌒∇⌒●)ﾉ

Have a nice weekend :greencat:
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You know that girl that goes "Hit or miss, I guess they never miss, huh?"?

That phrase, "Hit or miss"... I get the "Hit or miss" part... I totally get it... 'cause you could hit or you could miss.

BUT WHAT THE ♥♥♥♥ DOES THE "GUESS THEY NEVER MISS" PART MEAN?!
HOW CAN YOU NEVER MISS IF IT'S HIT OR MISS?! IT SERIOUSLY PISSЕ𝚂 ME OFF! YOU THINK YOU'RE NEVER GONNA MISS BECAUSE YOU'RE SO GREAT OR SOMETHING?! ♥♥♥♥ NO, YOU MIGHT MISS! YOU MOTHERFUCКER! YOU STUPID AS𝚂 MOTHERFUCКER! TELL ME! HOW CAN YOU HIT OR MISS BUT NEVER MISS, HUH?! YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LYING WНORE!

We all know Gru is the godly height of 14.5 feet tall and can move at a speed of 200 Meters per second. Based on average diск size, Gru’s pеnis is around 14 inches long. Also, Gru’s diск would weigh around 2 pounds considering the average weight of a diск is .77 lbs. If he swung his diск in a circular manner, it would have the centripetal acceleration of 72.57 meters per second. This means that gru can diскslap with the immense energy of 11,421 pounds per sq inch at a tip speed greater than 584415.58336974 MPH. In conclusion, Gru’s diскslap has enough energy to smash through 6” reinforced concrete and will cause a thunderclap as his diск breaks the sound barrier. I rest my case.

Cᴀɴ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʟʟ ᴊᴜsᴛ sᴛᴏᴘ ᴘᴏsᴛɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇsᴇ ᴜɴɴᴇᴄᴇssᴀʀɪʟʏ ʟᴏɴɢ ᴘᴏsᴛs ᴘʟᴇᴀsᴇ? Tʜᴇ ᴏɴʟʏ ʀᴇᴀsᴏɴ ʏᴏᴜ ᴘᴏsᴛ ᴛʜᴇᴍ ɪs ᴛᴏ ᴛʀʏ ᴀɴᴅ ʙᴀɪᴛ sᴏᴍᴇᴏɴᴇ ɪɴᴛᴏ ᴄᴏᴘʏ ᴀɴᴅ ᴘᴀsᴛɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇᴍ. Wʜᴀᴛ ɪғ ᴡᴇ ᴀʟʟ ᴊᴜsᴛ ɢᴀᴠᴇ ɪɴᴛᴇʀᴇsᴛɪɴɢ ᴠɪᴇᴡs ᴀɴᴅ ᴏᴘɪɴɪᴏɴs ɪɴsᴛᴇᴀᴅ ᴏғ ᴘᴏsᴛɪɴɢ ᴜsᴇʟᴇss sᴛᴜғғ? Pʟᴇᴀsᴇ I ʙᴇɢ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛᴏ sᴛᴏᴘ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜɪs ɴᴏɴsᴇɴsᴇ.

Cᴀɴ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʟʟ ᴊᴜsᴛ sᴛᴏᴘ ᴘᴏsᴛɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇsᴇ ᴜɴɴᴇᴄᴇssᴀʀɪʟʏ ʟᴏɴɢ ᴘᴏsᴛs ᴘʟᴇᴀsᴇ? Tʜᴇ ᴏɴʟʏ ʀᴇᴀsᴏɴ ʏᴏᴜ ᴘᴏsᴛ ᴛʜᴇᴍ ɪs ᴛᴏ ᴛʀʏ ᴀɴᴅ ʙᴀɪᴛ sᴏᴍᴇᴏɴᴇ ɪɴᴛᴏ ᴄᴏᴘʏ ᴀɴᴅ ᴘᴀsᴛɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇᴍ. Wʜᴀᴛ ɪғ ᴡᴇ ᴀʟʟ ᴊᴜsᴛ ɢᴀᴠᴇ ɪɴᴛᴇʀᴇsᴛɪɴɢ ᴠɪᴇᴡs ᴀɴᴅ ᴏᴘɪɴɪᴏɴs ɪɴsᴛᴇᴀᴅ ᴏғ ᴘᴏsᴛɪɴɢ ᴜsᴇʟᴇss sᴛᴜғғ? Pʟᴇᴀsᴇ I ʙᴇɢ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛᴏ sᴛᴏᴘ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜɪs ɴᴏɴsᴇɴsᴇ.

A collecion of OwOs and their uses:

OwO : Standard use, for noticing bulges

owo : When the bulge isn't as big

uwu : When you're not impressed by the bulge or there isn't one

ÒwÓ : Mischievous OwO, for when you're feeling devious

□w□ : The OwO for people who wear glasses

●w● : The OwO if you're wearing sunglasses

Owo : For feeling confused of the bulge

♡w♡ : The legendary OwO, used for bulges so large that you get heart eyes from it. Do not use this emote lightly, for the power of it is great

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My name is Legion main. I'm 8 years old. My house is in the northeast section of San Francisco, where all the sнitters are, and I am not married. I work as a sewage worker, and I get home every day by 8PM at the latest. I don't smoke but I occasionally sniff my own farts. I'm in bed by 11PM and make sure I get eight hours of sleep no matter what. After having a glass of warm ejaculate and doing about twenty minutes of аnаl stretches before going to bed I usually have no problems sleeping until morning, just like the baby that I am. I was told there were no issues at my last checkup other than being a little вitch. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very toxic life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies as theyll just dc as soon as they see me. That is how I deal with society and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone since I'm broken

i am a Legion main. i haev a short ding dong and i pick turds out of the toilet w/ my teeth. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will frenzy into your kitchen tonight and doodoo in your pots and pans

i am a heron. i haev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans

i am a heron. i haev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans

i am a quentin i haev a long drugs days and i pick needles out of my butt w/ my feet. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will run into your bed room and steal all your valuables and fall into a ball sweating and farting.

How dare you insult my favorite anime! I’ll have you know that I am the biggest anime fan that mankind has ever seen! I have a katana collection with over 100 unique models! I have been married to my waifu body pillow for so long that she stands on her own and I have learned Japanese from watching over 3000 hours of anime. I talk dirty with my waifu with my vast hentai knowledge and I have programmed her to say “Ore wa Ochinchin ga daisuki nundayo” when her breasts are touched! Don’t you dare ♥♥♥♥ with anime

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Hey 👋😀 I Just checked🧐🔬📝 your profile👤 by chance🎲 and saw👀 that you are a girl😛🚺🤤 by your picture📸😏. Also saw👀 that you play 🎮games🎮 like overwatch⬆️🕑 and League of Legends🙌🏅and etc. Being a 🎮gamer🎮 girl😛💁‍♀️🤤 is really 🆒🌬❄️❗️

Sorry for being rude😔😤😉, I din’t know🤔💭 just now that you were a girl😛🚺🤤. Mind🧠 being friends?😻💏I really 💞adore💞 girls who 🎮game🎮 Maybe🤷‍♂️ we could play😏🍆🥜 some of the 🎮games🎮 together🧝‍♀️✨🧝‍♀️ some time🕰 I have messaged📲 you, 🙇‍♂️hope🙇‍♂️ for a reply📬

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He smell like a thing behind the fridge, but not a good fridge behind find. but he a cutie, tho.

My phallus is small
My brain is petit
My butt smells like pee
You guessed it
I'm a Legion main

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The community here is amazing. Everything is being showered by nice copypasta. The comments section of every profile is slowly becoming the friendliest place to be. Even this is going to end up as a genuine copypasta, I guarantee it.

Top defense contractor GloboTech Industries acquires the Heartland Toy Company and as part of the move, Globotech CEO Gil Mars tells Heartland toy designers Larry Benson and Irwin Wayfair to develop actual live action toys capable of "playing back". Mars selects Larry's antagonistic soldiers, the Commando Elite, for the project and Irwin's protagonistic creatures, the Gorgonites, for their enemies, with the toy line expected to hit the market in three months. Faced with such a tight deadline, Benson forgoes safety testing, then uses Irwin's password and chooses GloboTech's X1000 microprocessor to activate the toys.

Have you ever had to poop while in the shower? What do you do? You have three options: 1) Cut your nice, warm, relaxing shower short in order to push that sucker out while you're cold, shivering body sits on the porcelain chair. 2) Continue your shower while holding in that nasty stuff, making the rest of your shower miserable and untimely. 3) Simply squat over the shower drain, release that fecal matter, and push it down the drain with your foot. Then, simply wash your foot and bam, you're good. You didn't waste toilet paper, you didn't cut your shower short, and you can bidet your butthole out and keep it clean down there. What's the big deal?

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I'm upset because in the episode of the popular sitcom Seinfeld titled "The dealership" George asks Jerry for a nickel to buy another Twix after an employee steals his. However he puts the nickel and two other coins into the machine for his candy bar that costs $0.50. The problem is that no two coins in combination with a nickel adds up to $0.50.

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Hey look I can't reveal my location or my name but you need to be warned this guy ain't joking around they are real. I use to have a nick nitro action figure when I was younger but then a few nights later weird things start to happen lots of my toy were destroyed, broken and demolished I always thought it was my brothers who my have done that but I was wrong, one night I went down stairs to get cookie cos I wanted one at the time and I saw my nick nitro down at the fire place and he was walking obviously weirdly because of his leg movement was minimum but I tell you now he ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ moved by his self no one was puling strings, that's when I was scared for my life and in the morning I had asked my brothers to dispose of him by any means they could want to use and I never seen him again. But god it was something out of child's play or even worse the movie he was based on SMALL SOLDIERS so watch what you say because they are REAL!