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i did the original game's go outside achievement legit, so i bought this game to do it's version of the achievement too. see you guys in 10 years.

good game, but when i bought the ultimate stunt edition, i was under the impression i'd get every post-launch dlc as they come out just like how forza horizon 5 does it with it's premium edition. not the case. the racing seasons/battle passes have to be paid for by everyone. not cool for a game i payed 90 bucks for.
doesn't help that 90% of the dlc i actually payed for is stuff nobody cares about. who really wants these super hero and street fighter cars? should mostly be stuff like acceleracers.

edit: so now i don't even get the latest pass with the ultimate stunt edition? ♥♥♥♥ off. compare this to forza horizon 5's premium edition which is 10 dollars more, and you get literally EVERYTHING with that. you want me to pay 30 more dollars for some cars and track/room pieces i probably don't want? suck my ♥♥♥♥. if you want me to spend more money, make stuff for highway 35 and acceleracers.

halo

The Celica is the best sounding car in the game.

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In most racing games, when you hit stuff like signs or lamp posts you just go right through them. But this is a simulator, so when you bump into a sign in Asseto Corsa, you just stop. Crashing into a sign has never been more immersive. This is up there with Dirt Rally for the most immersive sign crashing mechanics.

you can play as a russian soldier captured by balloon by a medic who was in a coma for 9 years while listening to take on me
10/10

Big Smoke's order but every time he says "number" you get shot with an RPG

With Smash Bros. for Wii U, Nintendo offers a meticulous and generous game, technically stunning and with an indestructible replay value, whether playing alone or with friends, in local or online multiplayer. If entertainment is a science, Smash Bros. for Wii U deserves the Nobel.

You used to call me on the slavphone
Every time we had squat plans
Call me on the slavphone
Wearing Adidas trackpants

When you calling slavline bling
Not just call for anything
When you calling slavline bling
You just call to go squatting

Ever since you met with Vasya you
Start squatting less and standing up more
No more CSGO, no more Killing Floor
GTA Online you just leave at the door

And ever since you sell your tracksuit you
Also sell your slavic bling and dance moves
No more hardbass because he disapproves
Now alone I smoke mid and aim improve

You used to only squat with Boris
Now you always run around
You used to squat with Boris
But now you squatting with no one

When you calling slavline bling
Not just call for anything
When you calling slavline bling
You just call to go squatting

Every time you came to my place you
Always used to bring your slavic friends too
Used to make this shashlik, always very good
Used to make some borsch just like my mama would

You used to call me on the slavphone
Every time we had squat plans
Call me on the slavphone
Wearing Adidas trackpants

When you calling slavline bling
Not just call for anything
When you calling slavline bling
You just call to go squatting

These days all I do is
Wonder who I really should be squatting in corner with
Wonder if you really were the one slav to trust me with
Sharing all these sunflower seeds and this vodka with
My ushanka with
My mayonez with

You used to call me on the slavphone
Every time we had squat plans
Call me on the slavphone
Wearing Adidas trackpants

When you calling slavline bling
Not just call for anything
When you calling slavline bling
Used to call to go squatting

And now you standing like a cyka