Hello, *subject name here, you are cordially invited to test our "new" test chamber. You can find it here: http://steamoss.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=75888517 .
The Enrichment Center promises to always provide a safe testing environment.
In dangerous testing environments, the Enrichment Center promises to always provide useful advice. For instance: the floor here will kill you. Try to avoid it.
Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test.