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A CHIEF PETTY OFFICER SHALL NOT DRINK. HOWEVER. IF HE SHOULD DRINK HE SHALL NOT GET DRUNK. IF HE SHOULD GET DRUNK. HE SHALL NOT STAGGER. AND IF HE SHOULD STAGGER. HE SHALL NOT FALL. AND IF HE SHOULD FALL. HE WILL FALL IN SUCH A MANNER AS TO COVER UP HIS RANK SO THAT PASSERBYERS WILL THINK HE IS AN OFFICER. BECAUSE. A CHIEF PETTY OFFICER SHALL NOT DRINK. HOWEVER. IF HE SHOULD DRINK HE SHALL NOT GET DRUNK. IF HE SHOULD GET DRUNK. HE SHALL NOT STAGGER. AND IF HE SHOULD STAGGER. HE SHALL NOT FALL. AND IF HE SHOULD FALL. HE WILL FALL IN SUCH A MANNER AS TO COVER UP HIS RANK SO THAT PASSERBYERS WILL THINK HE IS AN OFFICER. BECAUSE. A CHIEF PETTY OFFICER SHALL NOT DRINK. HOWEVER. IF HE SHOULD DRINK HE SHALL NOT GET DRUNK. IF HE SHOULD GET DRUNK. HE SHALL NOT STAGGER. AND IF HE SHOULD STAGGER. HE SHALL NOT FALL. AND IF HE SHOULD FALL. HE WILL FALL IN SUCH A MANNER AS TO COVER UP HIS RANK SO THAT PASSERBYERS WILL THINK HE IS AN OFFICER. BECAUSE. A CHIEF PETTY OFFICER SHALL NOT DRINK. HOWEVER. IF HE SHOULD DRINK HE SHALL NOT GET DRUNK. IF HE SHOULD GET DRUNK. HE SHALL NOT STAGGER. AND IF HE SHOULD STAGGER. HE SHALL NOT FALL. AND IF HE SHOULD FALL. HE WILL FALL IN SUCH A MANNER AS TO COVER UP HIS RANK SO THAT PASSERBYERS WILL THINK HE IS AN OFFICER. BECAUSE. A CHIEF PETTY OFFICER SHALL NOT DRINK. HOWEVER. IF HE SHOULD DRINK HE SHALL NOT GET DRUNK. IF HE SHOULD GET DRUNK. HE SHALL NOT STAGGER. AND IF HE SHOULD STAGGER. HE SHALL NOT FALL. AND IF HE SHOULD FALL. HE WILL FALL IN SUCH A MANNER AS TO COVER UP HIS RANK SO THAT PASSERBYERS WILL THINK HE IS AN OFFICER. BECAUSE. A CHIEF PETTY OFFICER SHALL NOT DRINK. HOWEVER. IF HE SHOULD DRINK HE SHALL NOT GET DRUNK. IF HE SHOULD GET DRUNK. HE SHALL NOT STAGGER. AND IF HE SHOULD STAGGER. HE SHALL NOT FALL. AND IF HE SHOULD FALL. HE WILL FALL IN SUCH A MANNER AS TO COVER UP HIS RANK SO THAT PASSERBYERS WILL THINK HE IS AN OFFICER. BECAUSE. A CHIEF PETTY OFFICER SHALL NOT DRINK. HOWEVER. IF HE SHOULD DRINK HE SHALL NOT GET DRUNK. IF HE SHOULD GET DRUNK. HE SHALL NOT STAGGER. AND IF HE SHOULD STAGGER. HE SHALL NOT FALL. AND IF HE SHOULD FALL. HE WILL FALL IN SUCH A MANNER AS TO COVER UP HIS RANK SO THAT PASSERBYERS WILL THINK HE IS AN OFFICER. BECAUSE. A CHIEF PETTY OFFICER SHALL NOT DRINK. HOWEVER. IF HE SHOULD DRINK HE SHALL NOT GET DRUNK. IF HE SHOULD GET DRUNK. HE SHALL NOT STAGGER. AND IF HE SHOULD STAGGER. HE SHALL NOT FALL. AND IF HE SHOULD FALL. HE WILL FALL IN SUCH A MANNER AS TO COVER UP HIS RANK SO THAT PASSERBYERS WILL THINK HE IS AN OFFICER. BECAUSE. A CHIEF PETTY OFFICER SHALL NOT DRINK. HOWEVER. IF HE SHOULD DRINK HE SHALL NOT GET DRUNK. IF HE SHOULD GET DRUNK. HE SHALL NOT STAGGER. AND IF HE SHOULD STAGGER. HE SHALL NOT FALL. AND IF HE SHOULD FALL. HE WILL FALL IN SUCH A MANNER AS TO COVER UP HIS RANK SO THAT PASSERBYERS WILL THINK HE IS AN OFFICER. BECAUSE. A CHIEF PETTY OFFICER SHALL NOT DRINK. HOWEVER. IF HE SHOULD DRINK HE SHALL NOT GET DRUNK. IF HE SHOULD GET DRUNK. HE SHALL NOT STAGGER. AND IF HE SHOULD STAGGER. HE SHALL NOT FALL. AND IF HE SHOULD FALL. HE WILL FALL IN SUCH A MANNER AS TO COVER UP HIS RANK SO THAT PASSERBYERS WILL THINK HE IS AN OFFICER. BECAUSE. A CHIEF PETTY OFFICER SHALL NOT DRINK. HOWEVER. IF HE SHOULD DRINK HE SHALL NOT GET DRUNK. IF HE SHOULD GET DRUNK. HE SHALL NOT STAGGER. AND IF HE SHOULD STAGGER. HE SHALL NOT FALL. AND IF HE SHOULD FALL. HE WILL FALL IN SUCH A MANNER AS TO COVER UP HIS RANK SO THAT PASSERBYERS WILL THINK HE IS AN OFFICER. BECAUSE. A CHIEF PETTY OFFICER SHALL NOT DRINK. HOWEVER. IF HE SHOULD DRINK HE SHALL NOT GET DRUNK. IF HE SHOULD GET DRUNK. HE SHALL NOT STAGGER. AND IF HE SHOULD STAGGER. HE SHALL NOT FALL. AND IF HE SHOULD FALL. HE WILL FALL IN SUCH A MANNER AS TO COVER UP HIS RANK SO THAT PASSERBYERS WILL THINK HE IS AN OFFICER. BECAUSE. A CHIEF PETTY OFFICER SHALL NOT DRINK...

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Panzermadels: Tank Dating Simulator

1,161 Hours played

What is Panzermadels: Tank Dating Simulator?

Masterpiece.

Plot
You are Erwin Lemmor and you have been transferred to a TANK School where you meet some tanks in your new class.

Pros and Cons

Pros:
+An actual proper realistic tank dating simulator!
+The tank models seem to be pretty accurate.
+The story is very interesting and the world building is amazing.
+The game sometimes gives you freedom to choose your dialogue.
+The game makes you feel many different emotions and immersion is guaranteed.
+The humor succeeds in every level and had me laughing for hours!
+The character dialogue is very well-made, you feel like you are talking to real tanks!
+The game has several cute and astonishing tanks with their own personalities.
+You can choose to date between 5 different tanks.
+There is also a sixth tank that you can have an intimate experience with!
+Even has a skip button if you are not the talking type!
+Relations with the tank girls are very family friendly, mostly, almost.
+Panzerkampfwagen IV Ausführung F2, Nuff said.
+Multiple endings! (kinda)
+Absolute replay value!!!

Cons:
-You can't date Panzer VIII Maus which is mildly disappointing.
-There is no proper full screen.
-There is an official mod for uncensored pictures. (DISGUSTING)

Should I buy Panzermadels: Tank Dating Simulator?

Well yes but actually no.

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