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🌋 * 📘 * 🐊 * 📒 * 🎫 * 💛 * 🚗 * 🔋 * 🐝 * 🐟 * 📕 * 💚 * 🐛 * 👹 * 🍧 * 📀
ㅤ* Alcoholism is the only disease that tries to convince you that you don't have it.
ㅤ* I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said, "How flexible are you?" I said, "I can't make Tuesdays".
ㅤ* The farther away the future is, the better it looks.
🍖 * 🚙 * 🐝 * 🕺 * 📗 * 💎 * 🎁 * 💗 * 💙 * 🐠 * 👃 * ⛳ * 💃 * 🥞 * 🍆 * 🥗
ㅤㅤㅤㅤ *snickers*