Really old FPS dinosaur (started Half-Life in 1998 on Won servers)

Last lans & Tournaments: I haven't really participated in any LAN or competitions recently because, truth be told, the last LAN I attended, I lugged my cathode-ray tube monitor in one suitcase, the coffee maker and alcohol in another. In the end, I got so drunk the night before that I was in no shape to compete. I stumbled into the coffee maker, spilling coffee all over the PC tower, and the cathode-ray tube monitor ended up exploding.

// AutoExec
// Straat
alias "straat" "mp_team_intro_time 0 ;mp_solid_teammates 1;mp_buy_anywhere 1;mp_buytime 99999;ammo_grenade_limit_total 5;sv_cheats 1; cl_warmuptime 0; mp_autoteambalance 0;sv_infinite_ammo 1;mp_roundtime_defuse 59.92;sv_showimpacts 2;mp_startmoney 16000; mp_freezetime 1; mp_restartgame 1; say ***STRAT MOD ENABLED***;bot_kick;mp_warmup_end;sv_grenade_trajectory 1;sv_grenade_trajectory_dash 1;mp_limitteams 0;bot_stop 1;sv_regeneration_force_on 1"

bind p "ignorerad; voice_scale 0.1"
bind r "sv_rethrow_last_grenade"
bind l "noclip"

viewmodel_fov 54
viewmodel_offset_x 1
viewmodel_offset_y 2
viewmodel_offset_z -2

Crosshair: CSGO-oSq6t-D67so-zYKxP-KmPRC-As5VH