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It's all about me, ME

Good job you unlocked the Selfone
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2017 @ 6:38pm

IMONABOAT

Everybody look at me cause I'm flyin on a boat
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2017 @ 2:51am

It just looks like a fancy fax

This is a lot of power we're entrusting you with
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2017 @ 3:11am

Who you gonna call?

This is a reference to the original movies, not the 2016 sequel
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2017 @ 4:48am

Really Hot Mail

If you get this joke, you are pretty old
Unlocked 8 May, 2021 @ 6:07am

Braaains

In theory this is the first achievement you've unlocked
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2017 @ 6:07pm

BRAAINS

Bigger IS better
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2017 @ 6:07pm

Damned fine cup of coffee

Have you ever walked off a bus in a full three piece suit and headed straight for the woods? They have.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2017 @ 6:17pm

You've got mail

Bro, you like, totally got mail.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2017 @ 6:21pm

Adam West Award

Batman's eternal torment
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2017 @ 6:23pm

Progress, not perfection

Today is a new day for being a new you
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2017 @ 6:28pm

A dark secret

But what is it?
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2017 @ 6:58pm

I've seen enough

To know where this is going
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2017 @ 2:36am

Four thousand more years

Nobody is as good as he is at doing what he does, nobody.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2017 @ 3:22am

Forged by, with, and for pure evil

Think of it like when you do your Lipton chicken and noodle soup with only two cups of water instead of four, but with evil instead of salt.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2017 @ 6:40pm

Dark Or White Chocolate?

Either way, you're a bit late for it buddy
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2017 @ 2:32am

Ha ha ha ha ha

I'm laughin straight to the bank with this
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2017 @ 6:23pm

Brap brap brap

How much armor do you really need against poor farmers anyway?
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2017 @ 6:20pm

This is a T rated game

The shower is made out of gold, how else were we supposed to convey this
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2017 @ 6:26pm

Magicide

The act of commiting murder on a wizard
Unlocked 8 May, 2021 @ 6:07am

Merlincide

Shop's closed, go see the other wizards
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2017 @ 5:10am

Gandalfcide

He was indeed a conjuror of cheap tricks
Unlocked 8 May, 2021 @ 6:07am

Harrycide

Ur a wizard now Harry
Unlocked 8 May, 2021 @ 6:07am

Shaqcide

Boomshaqalaka
Unlocked 8 May, 2021 @ 6:07am

tnemeveihcA

emit tsrif eht rof latrop emit a desU
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2017 @ 6:40pm

I've no idea what to do here

But you crafted a thing, I am truely proud of you buddy
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2017 @ 3:24am

Taking sides

I understand why you did this, he's just so adorkable
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2017 @ 6:40pm

You've hit rock bottom

You truely have
Unlocked 8 May, 2021 @ 6:07am

Oh the huge vanity

#nofilter
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2017 @ 6:39pm

Bob, your mucus

Mother puss bucket
Unlocked 8 May, 2021 @ 6:07am

How many hats can a man own!?

Five, the answer is five.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2017 @ 4:50am

Who cares about you Lachhh

We do.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2017 @ 3:36am

SIX, SIX SIX, THE NUMBER OF THE BOB

Autoclicker detected, deleting game
Unlocked 8 May, 2021 @ 6:07am

Plenty of phish in the sea

And nothing of value was lost
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2017 @ 4:35am

Got 49 problems but a shard ain't one

Ain't no thang but a magic w... wand
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2017 @ 4:40am