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Moscow City, Russian Federation 
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🚕 * 💃 * 🚘 * 🎍 * 🎽 * 🥒 * 💗 * 😺 * 👾 * 👑 * ⛳ * 🏀 * 🥞 * 🔋 * 🌂 * 👔
ㅤ* Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news. Patient: Well, you might as well give me the bad news first. Doctor: The lab called with your test results. They said you have 24 hours to live. Patient: 24 HOURS! That's terrible!! WHAT could be WORSE? What's the very bad news? Doctor: I've been trying to reach you since yesterday.
ㅤ* I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you.
ㅤ* I went in to a pet shop. I said, "Can I buy a goldfish?" The guy said, "Do you want an aquarium?" I said, "I don't care what star sign it is."
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ hehehehehehehehe