🤣 Franz Wagner out here getting hyped like he's the second coming of MJ! 🐐 Seriously, this dude averages 12 points and people act like he's carrying the whole league on his back 😂. Imagine thinking Wagner is gonna drop 50 every night and lead his team to the Finals—y'all need a reality check! 🚨🏆 Dude’s just out here playing 2K in real life with those empty stats 📉. Enjoy watching him rack up L's while the real stars collect MVPs and rings 💍. #WagnerTheWannabe #StatPadderDeluxe 🏀🛌

BACK WHEN I WAS 7 YEARS OLD, IT WAS A BIG BIG WORLD BUT HIS ♥♥♥♥ WAS BIGGER

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