You're on the internet looking for porn. You're on Google Images. You see a picture of Gabe. You hide your wanker and click the pic. It takes you to a weird site. The site hosts porn, even though it has a SFW image of Gabe. You contact the creator of the site about this. He tells you to ♥♥♥♥ off, and jack off. You get pissed. You start thinking about shirtless Gabe. It doesn't turn you on. You fall asleep. You wake up; and see Gabe, shirtless.

He belly dances in front of your eyes. Your eyes start to tear up. You fall to your knees and start sobbing. Gabe pats you on the ass and says "Don't worry, babe. There's 3 ways out of this..." You fall flat on the floor, dying. Gabe pats you on the ass in a sensational fashion. You get up, and say "I'm ready Gabe." He tells you to turn around, and to bend over. He looks at your ass while smacking his tongue across his face.

The police breaks down the door, and arrests Gabe for pedophilia. Gabe is gone now. What are you gonna do about, ♥♥♥♥♥? That's right, you draw porno of Gabe and beat up the log.