12lb Foreskin
Joey   United States
 
 
If you're not first, you're last.


Stay low, go fast.
Shoot first, die last.
One shot, one kill.
No luck, all skill.
Comments
JBirb 25 Oct, 2022 @ 11:38am 
Hey i herd yor staring 2 grade. I jus passed second grade so here's some tips for you and frends:

• second grade gets HARD. Stay on top of all your homework.
• in sexond grade you learn the hard $hit. Multiplication is no joke. may b get a tutor
• grammer and speling will kill you so practiece a lot
• dronk water
• study 40 hours a day
• dating gets real. this is the grade to get a serious boy/girlfriend. this isn’t 1st grade anymore. cooties aren’t a thing anymore.
• if u get a bad grade punch ur teacher in their crotch!
• 99.99% of people lose their virginity in 2nd grade. don’t get left behind
• girls: no more shopping at justice or baby gap anymore. shop at the real stores now. Like
Victoria secret and brandy Melville
• guys: wear heelies to get all the hoes
• you should defiantly know where you wanna go to college at this point
• take all ap classes
• $hit your pants on the first day of school to assert your dominance
massiveerectionenthusiast 12 Aug, 2019 @ 10:09pm 
asked to buy Santos files, said to ♥♥♥♥ off -1 rep
brad pitt (eazy) 13 Apr, 2017 @ 4:46pm 
Joey
My /|/|3/|/|3 K1NG
When will you make your return
To asylum
Paper Route Frank 30 Nov, 2016 @ 2:29pm 
Come to teamspeak fast! 87.98.143.212:20805
dominik 26 Jul, 2016 @ 12:17pm 
-rep Just wanted the D
dominik 26 Jul, 2016 @ 12:17pm 
Joey has made my life a complete mess. I met him on ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, trying to trade my irl csgo knife and I saw his offer. I was over-joyed by his immediate response, and we decided to meet at the local gay bar! We met and finally came to an agreement. That's when it all went wrong. He grabbed my hair and brought me to his crotch. He then proceeded to unbutton his crotch and pull out a gun! He held the gun to my face and whispered lovely in my ear, "I am Omar Mir Seddique Mateen, and I've come to kill the ♥♥♥♥". He turned to the club and screamed, "Allahu Akbarrrr!!!!" and began shooting. Suddenly the sounds of gay sex turned to sounds of terror and I watched in horror as he went row to row spraying bullets into the backs of my ♥♥♥♥♥♥ bretheren. He took my knife, slit his wrist and wrote out a satanic quote by my body. He to me, held my knife to his throat and said his last words to me, "♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Degenerate".I slowly heard the sound of gargling and felt his blood slowly seep to my body