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excellent game

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I had a girlfriend before I played this game, but after I downloaded this game, I received a phone call from her saying she found a new person and was leaving me. I was devastated. So I started grinding on this game 24/7. It became natural for me. I couldn't put this game down. I sold my brother on eBay just for money to buy skins. Eventually I played so much till my fingers fell off. Then my hands fell off. My arms and legs came off next. Next thing I knew, I was just a human chicken nugget. I still play this game every single day for a minimum of 25 hours a day and play with my tongue on my keyboard and my belly button on the mouse. I was basically twerking every time I moved my mouse. I am thankful for these amazing memories, but sadly, sacrifices need to be made in order to get your rewards.

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ loved every second of it, absolutely fan ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tastic game that i recommend everyone to play.

one of the goofiest games ive ever played, but in the best possible way.
10/10 i highly recommend it

This game is a ton of fun, but you gotta play it *with your friends*.
I think the price may be a bit high, but if you get it on sale it's definitely worth it.

one of my favourite games of all time

just buy it man its great

pretty cool, car go vrooooooooooooooommmm

really good, kinda hard tho. works well with mouse and keyboard as well.