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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Ontgrendeld op 15 dec 2020 om 6:44

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Ontgrendeld op 15 dec 2020 om 7:01

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Ontgrendeld op 16 dec 2020 om 11:49

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Ontgrendeld op 15 dec 2020 om 7:00

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Ontgrendeld op 15 dec 2020 om 7:12

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Ontgrendeld op 17 dec 2020 om 14:03

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Ontgrendeld op 15 dec 2020 om 7:19

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Ontgrendeld op 15 dec 2020 om 8:45

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Ontgrendeld op 16 dec 2020 om 7:09

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Ontgrendeld op 16 dec 2020 om 11:17

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Ontgrendeld op 17 dec 2020 om 7:39

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Ontgrendeld op 17 dec 2020 om 14:32

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Ontgrendeld op 18 dec 2020 om 6:33

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Ontgrendeld op 17 dec 2020 om 1:36

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Ontgrendeld op 17 dec 2020 om 5:07

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Ontgrendeld op 17 dec 2020 om 1:46

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
Ontgrendeld op 16 dec 2020 om 12:06

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Ontgrendeld op 16 dec 2020 om 11:00

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Ontgrendeld op 16 dec 2020 om 11:01

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Ontgrendeld op 16 dec 2020 om 12:04

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Ontgrendeld op 15 dec 2020 om 14:31

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Ontgrendeld op 17 dec 2020 om 2:44

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Ontgrendeld op 15 dec 2020 om 13:46

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Ontgrendeld op 17 dec 2020 om 5:03

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Ontgrendeld op 17 dec 2020 om 14:36

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Ontgrendeld op 1 jan 2021 om 10:06

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Ontgrendeld op 2 jan 2021 om 10:47

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Ontgrendeld op 16 dec 2020 om 12:27

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Ontgrendeld op 16 dec 2020 om 10:55

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Ontgrendeld op 17 dec 2020 om 5:21

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Ontgrendeld op 17 dec 2020 om 4:14

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Ontgrendeld op 17 dec 2020 om 2:24

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Ontgrendeld op 17 dec 2020 om 14:35

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Ontgrendeld op 3 jan 2021 om 3:23

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Ontgrendeld op 1 jan 2021 om 11:49

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)
Ontgrendeld op 3 jan 2021 om 3:18

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Ontgrendeld op 4 jan 2021 om 9:14

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.
Ontgrendeld op 4 jan 2021 om 9:14

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Ontgrendeld op 2 jan 2021 om 10:46

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Ontgrendeld op 16 dec 2020 om 11:49

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Ontgrendeld op 16 dec 2020 om 8:11

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Ontgrendeld op 16 dec 2020 om 7:44

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Ontgrendeld op 17 dec 2020 om 1:57

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Ontgrendeld op 17 dec 2020 om 14:05

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Ontgrendeld op 17 dec 2020 om 2:58

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Ontgrendeld op 2 jan 2021 om 10:56

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.
Ontgrendeld op 2 jan 2021 om 13:37

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Ontgrendeld op 16 dec 2020 om 7:08

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Ontgrendeld op 15 dec 2020 om 7:23

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Ontgrendeld op 2 jan 2021 om 14:13

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Ontgrendeld op 15 dec 2020 om 6:44

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Ontgrendeld op 15 dec 2020 om 14:31

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Ontgrendeld op 15 dec 2020 om 8:44

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Ontgrendeld op 1 jan 2021 om 10:07

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Ontgrendeld op 17 dec 2020 om 2:33

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Ontgrendeld op 1 jan 2021 om 10:26

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Ontgrendeld op 17 dec 2020 om 2:02

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Ontgrendeld op 16 dec 2020 om 7:44

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Ontgrendeld op 17 dec 2020 om 1:33

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.
Ontgrendeld op 2 jan 2021 om 11:01

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Ontgrendeld op 2 jan 2021 om 10:53

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Ontgrendeld op 16 dec 2020 om 12:04

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Ontgrendeld op 2 jan 2021 om 13:50

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Ontgrendeld op 2 jan 2021 om 13:40

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.
Ontgrendeld op 2 jan 2021 om 14:25

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Ontgrendeld op 3 jan 2021 om 3:00

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Ontgrendeld op 2 jan 2021 om 12:49

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
Ontgrendeld op 18 dec 2020 om 6:36

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
Ontgrendeld op 5 jan 2021 om 7:35

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
Ontgrendeld op 6 jan 2021 om 12:41

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.
Ontgrendeld op 7 jan 2021 om 1:43

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Ontgrendeld op 7 jan 2021 om 4:23

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.
Ontgrendeld op 8 jan 2021 om 6:49

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.
Ontgrendeld op 9 jan 2021 om 7:34

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.
Ontgrendeld op 10 jan 2021 om 7:26

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Ontgrendeld op 9 jan 2021 om 7:34

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.
Ontgrendeld op 5 jan 2021 om 7:13

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.
Ontgrendeld op 5 jan 2021 om 8:00

PooMasher

Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it.
Ontgrendeld op 5 jan 2021 om 8:02

Hobo Sexual

Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.
Ontgrendeld op 6 jan 2021 om 14:18

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.
Ontgrendeld op 6 jan 2021 om 14:34

Ode to Eddings

Deactivated all of the Vend-A-Cure XJ-2 units.
Ontgrendeld op 7 jan 2021 om 3:43

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.
Ontgrendeld op 7 jan 2021 om 1:41

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Ontgrendeld op 6 jan 2021 om 12:42

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
Ontgrendeld op 6 jan 2021 om 12:45

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Ontgrendeld op 5 jan 2021 om 7:08

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Ontgrendeld op 6 jan 2021 om 14:27

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
Ontgrendeld op 17 dec 2020 om 2:12

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!
Ontgrendeld op 15 dec 2020 om 8:35