Ok first of all, you need to back off. Lets not play into that dumb ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stigma that all bronies are degenerate man childs. They're not. I have a six figure salary and I'm an active brony. I dont live in my moms basement and eat tendies (though I do eat tendies. Who doesn't? They're ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ delicious). You dont know who you're messing with. Leave bronies alone

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- very talented in everything
- almost Jesus
- youngest billionaire on earth who donated everything to cure stupidity
- has the smoothest hands in Germany
- studies in Denmark in order to get even smoother hands
- invented Air
- invented Water
- invented animals as a Co-Founder of the White Horse Association
- 2nd in getting every Achievement in "real Life"
- original Schokoboy #WillyWonkaStyle
- re-invented Music as it was originally something to eat
- taught Albert Einstein how to Kung-Fury
- taught Kung Fury how to Albert Einstein
- shook Hands with Hitler
- has knowledge in elvish, german, english, japanese, animal and also a bit "stupid" as a language
- Representative of the Kripo von Puerto Rico
- follows the Path of moral Expectations in a matter of Time and Cake
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signed by Nik, CEO of YATO INDUSTRIES and Personal biographic Manager of Yato-Sensei himself, also self-proclaimed (best) friend of his Majesty but nobody believes in such arrogant statements

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May your Hurts turn to Healing;
Your Heart embrace Feeling.
May Wounds become Wisdom;
Every Kindness a Prism.
May Laughter infect you;
Your Passion resurrect you.
May Goodness inspire
your Deepest Desires.
Through all that you Reach For,
May your arms Never Tire