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I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.


Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.


I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.


Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. “Yes” is the answer.


The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it’s still on the list.


If I agreed with you we’d both be wrong.


We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.


Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.


Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.


A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.

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