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If I drive for you, you get your money. You tell me where we start, where we're going, where we're going afterwards. I give you five minutes when we get there. Anything happens in that five minutes and I'm yours. No matter what. Anything a minute on either side of that and you're on your own. I don't sit in while you're running it down. I don't carry a gun. I drive.

If I drive for you, you get your money. You tell me where we start, where we're going, where we're going afterwards. I give you five minutes when we get there. Anything happens in that five minutes and I'm yours. No matter what. Anything a minute on either side of that and you're on your own. I don't sit in while you're running it down. I don't carry a gun. I drive.

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Hmmmm yes, directly ram a cop = no damage to the cop. There's also a chance for the chopper to infinitely stay on you without ever refueling if you encounter it during a race. Trailing missions where the NPC doesn't go more than 60 mph resulting in an Assassin's Creed-like game.

Hit detection in general is borked; want to escape the cops by ramming them dead instead of trying to go as fast as you can away from them? Good luck with that, the game will punish you more for being aggressive with the cops by taking away half your health and taking no health from the cop.

All of this could've been addressed and fixed if EA wasn't being EA.

Got hit by a random ghoul? Trying to fast-travel somewhere? Opening up your map on the pip-boy? Just chilling and not moving in Diamond City? Well too bad, we're freezing your game or crashing it entirely.


GRAND UPDATE
Now that we've updated the game, please welcome yourselves to everything new and old we have to offer!

- Need to get to a quest target in another cell? Ha ha, you're a fool for thinking you won't have to spend at least 5 minutes on a loading screen trying to enter or exit a cell even after the update!

- Want to start and/or continue a conversation with an NPC? Too bad, they will continue to walk away from you and therefore end the conversation prematurely by which point you have to walk to them again and start it again with a 50% chance of you doing it again because NPCs don't know how to stop and listen!

- Trying to make a choice of your own? You fool! Your choices either don't matter or are completely different to what you thought was your choice.

- Helped Ada, a sentient assaultron, survive a raid of Mechanist robots? Too bad, Preston Garvey will hate you for that even though he doesn't mind a bunch of robots joining the Minutemen!

- You want to join a faction? No problem! We have a total of 4 factions:
1. The Minutemen who solely rely on you and only you to do everything!
2. The Brotherhood of Steel, a staple of Fallout (3?) and not because we can't create new, interesting factions!
3. The Institute, who have no idea why they're replacing humanity with robots instead of helping humanity in any other way!
4. The Railroad, an organization that should not have any reason being a major faction because they have no goals concerning the Commonwealth and are only there because the Institute has no common sense!

- Oh what's that, you like playing Fallout 4 because it's a great shooter? Well thanks, it's great to know that because this game was ported from console and therefore has weird settings that make the PC experience more painful!

Hmmm yes, the map editor bricks your game because a 2019 Steam update changed the install/file paths for the game and has yet to be fixed.

Uh, get rid of Games for Windows Live? Remove that and this game would run perfectly.

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING, FRANCIS?

SCOTLAND FOREVER

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