Recent reviews by Foe Foe

Insult people who use any weapon you dislike or can't time.

While in a group of 5 fully equipped friends, we captured 2 new spawns at gunpoint and made them fistfight to the death for our amusment. After crowning the champion, who we called Champ, we took him all around the map to gear him up and teach him how to play (he was new). He later suffered a tragic fall off of the Berezino construction site- the last thing we heard from him was "Noooo-" before his microphone cut out and he died. RIP champ, you will always be a legend of Bambi Fight Club. 11/10 would buy again.

Original (November 28, 2010) Review:

My favorite co-op game, ever. The fact that you don't own this makes me cry at night.

Update (2024) Review:

Met girl in game, met in real life, started dating, got married, had 2 boys, no longer have time for video games. Still a pretty good game though.