Recent reviews by Fnarg

I really wanted this to be good. I was willing to wait, let updates and stuff build up and make it good.
It wasn't and they're never supporting this.

Honestly I'm just disappointed, not mad.

Star Trek gacha without microtransactions was something I wanted. Gameplay was f ine. The inability to set a player name was bad, but not a deal breaker.
The game crashing exactly on the hour as others have mentioned it apparently does every hour?

It was less than two hours in, at least, so I got my money back.

Thinking women shouldn't be sexually assaulted is a firing offense at this company.

None-meme review: Story okay, femboy cute, gallery doesn't work

Everything about this game is great!
Except the gameplay. Music, character options, that's all wonderful but actually trying to do things in the game part is painful and I was super excited for this.

A pleasant little game. The main problem with it is that it's short and I would like more

An enjoyable timewaster that will show kids what it used to be like to look at online porn in the old days

Perfect in every way save one.
No romance options for Bob Semple.

Also, I have discovered that Bob Semple is my waifu.