added for trade ^^

says you

weeb

GIVE ME BACK AARON

you just got prancked

h

what a stinky liberal

YOUR STUPED !

bet

am not storm's bf

lmao

l o l

lol

the guy below me is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ snake VVVV

+rep sayori best

the witcher 3 more like final destiny

It wasn't as though any of it mattered; I kept walking as the bricks began to crumble. After this long you just stop caring, let yourself get swept away. There's no point fighting the current at this point, all you can do is stare up and see shapes in the clouds, so nebulous as almost to surface memories, albeit in blurred fragments. A mosaic of then salient events now all but forgotten. I'd managed to bloody my hand, no matter, I thought as I pulled down the sleeve. There was no thrill to be had.

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-rep didn't ask why I changed my name

The kids at my middle school wont stop saying that. Mostly the boys.😑😂

Morpheus, Dorpheus, Orpheus
Go eat some walruses
Orifices, Porridges
Morpheus, Morpheus

Going to the Buffet and Walruses
Corpheus, Corpseses
Worcestershire sauce
Go into your orifices

Red pill, blue pill
Morpheus, Walruses
Seashells by the Seashorpheus

Morpheus drinking a forty in a death basket!

There better be
something cookin'
in the kitchen when I get home.

Something gourmet,
or a steakhouse filet,
or a cut still on the bone.

Not the usual junk she makes,
Like lasagna or rice and beans.
I've told her so many times to raise the bar
on what we eat.

- - - -
- - - -
I warned you,
I don't want Spaghetti again.
I warned you,
I don't want Spaghetti again.
You overcooked
the noodles, I bet.
The sauce is probably
just from a jar.
No garlic bread
for me to dip.

But wait!
There's more!
The spaghetti was
just the first course.
I know you're hungry
as a horse.
I got the entree
to turn you on.
I'm cooking
veal parmesan!

Co-Worker 1: So that's it for today fellas.
So what are you guy's having for dinner?

Co-Worker 2: Oh my wife is cooking me up a steak.

Co-Worker 1: Nice!
Yeah, my wife is doing the same thing, a T-Bone.

Co-Worker 2: I'm thinking mine's gotta be a ribeye.
Probably a 32-ouncer for me.

Co-Worker 1: Sides?

Co-Worker 2: Of course!

Co-Worker 1: Nice.
Yeah we've got creamed spinach and twice baked
potatoes.

Co-Worker 2: My wife will probably start things off with a
shrimp cocktail and a wedge
salad.

Co-Worker 1: Wow

Co-Worker 2: What about you?
What is your wife making for you?

SPAGHETMAN: Uhhh, I'm not sure.
Probably Steak

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too true

trust me I know these things

isa ♥♥♥♥ trust me

lel

-rep existence annoys my gf

to be fair who hasn't

-rep has most definitely put his penis between two slices of bread on many occasions

do d dyou know with trading 212 you can like for a free tshirt and win a box set of amc's the walking dead with hte code "danny clavier " and you can trade some drug

BRADIO - Flyers

telly

auntie will drive the family mad all Chrimbo because she didn't get the CD she wanted

MAD MAN MAD MAN

fake and gay

ill have u now im no longer crippled ♥♥♥♥♥, fight me

♥♥♥♥ off you ginger cripple

gay asimov ♥♥♥

♥♥♥

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There's always THAT duck isn't there

dota 2 thingy please

UM..... hI :D

OK... (is he OK?) :@

No I deindt konw taht, vrey isrnetnig...

Hey matey! Im gonna get minecraft so yknow be awesome and play with me

Thanks for the birthday gift... DE-licious!