Forgive english, I am Russia...

We sex together. I never before now am tell my mother about gay because i am very shame. As i ♥♥♥♥ this American boy it is very good to me but also i am feel so guilty. I feel extreme guilty as I begin ♥♥♥♥♥♥. I feel so guilty that I pick up my telephone and call Mother in Russia. I awaken her. It too late for stopping so I am ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sex. I am very upset and guilty and crying, so I yell her, "I AM ♥♥♥ FROM SEX" (in Russia). She say what? I say "I AM ♥♥♥ FROM SEX" and she say you boy, do not marry American girl, and I say "NO I AM ♥♥♥ FROM SEX WITH MAN, I AM IN ♥♥♥, I ♥♥♥ IN ♥♥♥" and my mother very angry me. She not get scared though.

I hang up phone and am very embarrass. My friend also he is very embarrass. I am guilt and feel very stupid. I wonder, why do I gay with man? But I continue because when it spurt it feel very good in American ♥♥♥.

When you come home with giant, gallon buckets of lube, your neighbors should assume you're painting your porch. "Oh, painting your porch?" they'll ask. "Nope," you'll reply, "Just about to put stuff in my boyfriend's b-tt with this here lube."

fonz your comments are absolutely littered with... with.. i can't even describe it. i fail to find any combination of words at all that can come close to describing the powerful force of memeing. the energy is immense, it is so strong that it's almost palpable through my screen. such blinding wrath, paragraph after paragraph of chaos. the sheer.. the magnitude of it all. it overwhelms me at first, second and third glance. we must secure this toxic biohazard and place it in a museum far away from here

yuh // dat way

ive seen death mother ♥♥♥♥♥♥ u dont even know ♥♥♥♥ about this life

The only real ♥♥♥♥♥♥ that are gay are:
•Luther Vandross
•Wanda Sykes
•Little Richard
•Ellen
•Neil Patrick Harris