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Genius doesn't work on an assembly line basis. You can't simply say,
"Today I will be brilliant."
-- Kirk, "The Ultimate Computer", stardate 4731.3
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Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
-- Groucho Marx
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We're overpaying him, but he's worth it. -Samuel Goldwyn
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Klein bottle for rent -- inquire within.
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Whether weary or unweary, O man, do not rest,
Do not cease your single-handed struggle.
Go on, do not rest.
-- An old Gujarati hymn
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Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the
victims he intends to eat until he eats them.
-- Samuel Butler (1835-1902)
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Write yourself a threatening letter and pen a defiant reply.
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Flattery is like cologne -- to be smelled, but not swallowed.
-- Josh Billings
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QOTD:
"It was so cold last winter that I saw a lawyer with his
hands in his own pockets."
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+rep great player

I sexually identify you as an attack helicopter