You will never be a Skibidi Toilet. You have no rizz, you have no toilet, you have no seat. You are a human twisted by YT Shorts and TikTok into a crude mockery of DaFuqBoom’s perfection.

All the “rizz” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people fanum tax you. Adin Ross is disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your Ohio ahh appearance behind closed doors.

Kai Cenat are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of mewing have allowed sigmas to sniff out sussy behavior with incredible efficiency. Even Skibidi Toilets who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a human. Your lack of a Skibidi singing voice is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk cameraman home with you, he’ll flush you the second he gets a whiff of your critical lack of Skibidi rizz.

Four score and seven Fortnites ago, our fathers brought forth on this map, a new gamemode, conceived of Rizz, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created Skibbity.

Now we are engaged in a great Meme war, testing whether that Imposter, or any Imposter so conceived and so dedicated, is Sus. We are met on a great Society of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that Society, as a final Gooning place for those who here gave their Nutts that that nation might survive. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this.

Great games to play:
Tak and the Power of Bubu
Tak 2: The Staff of D. reams
Tak Shp33: The Great Bubu Challenge
Dark Cloud
YakuZA WARUD0
Metal Gibb Rising: Revengeance
Resistance: Fall of Bubu
Resistance 2
Parasite Shpeve
Shadow Hearts: Gibbunant
Bubu-Men Origins: Wolverine
Spiderman 2
Infamous
Spongebubu BfBB Rehydrated
Final Fantashpee X
Monster Hunter World

mr warthunder achievements

I’ll be ze first to leave zis hear for ze year

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