Recent reviews by condimentking

Let me start off by saying that GTA V has one of the most impressive and well realized open worlds in recent memory.

Then why the negative review?

♥♥♥♥ Take-Two for getting OpenIV to shut down. One of the stupidest movies any major publisher has done in recent times. I'm sorry I ever gave them my money, no matter how little it was.

-Can't sleep with reviewers for better scores
-Can't pay reviewers for scores

0/10 - Lack of Realism

Jokes aside, this is the most fun I've had with a game in a lot of years. Just buy it, it will prove to be the best 10$ you've ever spent.

11/10.

+Superpowers
+Yaay for superpowers!
+I did mention superpowers right?
+Still funny as hell, with parodies and references to other games this time
+What is love?
+Dubstep Gun

-Feels like a super-powered re skin of SR3
-Superpowers make the game feel easy


Got it for 3.74 on the sale, so I'm not complaining. That's a lot of game for the money.

Superpowers/10

Pros :
+amazing action
+epic boss battles
+blade mode
+easter eggs
+best.♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.soundtrack.ever
cons:
-camera
-makes real life feel boring as ♥♥♥♥ by comparison

Memes/10

Pros :
+ Fluid and pretty as ♥♥♥♥ even on an average system
+ Great movement styles
+ Fast, fun third person shooting
+ A total blast on co-op
Cons:
- Might feel repetitive, that is if grinding for gear and then using that gear to grind for even better ♥♥♥♥ isn't your thing
- Same as above, the grind can feel straight up unreasonable.

Space ninjas/ Ten - o

get it/ "ten" "o", tenno?

All right, I'll strap on my archwing and get the ♥♥♥♥ outta here

"just another game"















LOL.....never gonna happen.
Ruined my sleep cycle 11/10 would gladly ruin my sleep and health again.