two stupid johor doggie 两个傻逼新山狗

你好，终于联系到您了，我是淘宝客服，给你打电话打不通，QQ也不回，看见你在这里只好给你留言了。你寄回的充气娃娃我们已经帮您修好了，马上给您寄回去，但请你别那么残暴的对她，她毕竟只是个娃娃。，下次您温柔点，毕竟不是钢铁制成的，寄回来的时候在场的工作人员看了都哭了！其实我看着也想哭，那玩意惨不忍睹啊，你说你前面也就算了，后面你都不放过，毕竟有些人有那些特殊的嗜好，我也不说了，嘴巴都变形了，好吧我承认嘴巴也是正常的，关键是鼻孔，耳孔你是怎么进去的？我就纳闷了。还有最后一个就是尼玛的肚脐眼。草，你也是特么人才，最后还给特么差评，这事我已经报警了，你等着吧，还有心情在这玩游戏

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I was in a server, right? AND ALL OF THE CHANNELS ARE JUST AMONG US STUFF.

I SHOWED MY CHAMPION UNDERWEAR TO MY GIRLFRIEND, AND THE LOGO I FLIPPED IT AND I SAID "hey babe, when the underwear sus!"

HAHA DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING, I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LOOKED AT A TRASH CAN AND I SAID "thats a bit sussy!"

I LOOKED AT MY PENIS, I THINK OF THE ASTRONAUT'S HELMET, AND I GO "PENIS? MORE LIKE PEN-SUS!" AHHHHHH