Recent reviews by Ray Ping, The Chinese Miner

What the ♥♥♥♥ did you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ say about me you little ♥♥♥♥? i'll have you know i graduated top of my class in the SEAF and i've been involved in numerous secret raids on Malevelon Creek, and i have over 6000 confirmed kills. i am trained in Stratagem warfare and i am the top Helldiver in the entire elite SEAF forces you are nothing to me but another bug, i will wipe you the ♥♥♥♥ out with my precision Orbital strike the likes of which has have never seen before in this galaxy, Mark my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ words you think you can get away with saying ♥♥♥♥ like that to me over the SEAF comms? think again ♥♥♥♥♥♥ as we speak i am contacting my secret network of Helldivers across the entirity of the SEAF and your hellpod is being traced right now so you better prepare for the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ storm Bug the storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life you're ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead kid i can be anywhere, anytime and i can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and thats with just my bare hands not only am i extensively trained in unarmed combat, but i have access to the entire arsenal of the SEAF Helldiver Corps and i will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable bug ass off the face of the planet, you little ♥♥♥♥ if only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you right now. maybe you would have held your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tounge. but you couldnt you didnt and now youre paying the price you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idiot i will ♥♥♥♥ orbital fury all over you and you will drown in it YOU'RE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DEAD KIDDO.

The game is great, only need to optimize the graphic for mid to low end pc

very good

As a person who has lots of sex all the time, I can say that this game is 100% accurate to having sex with sexy women. like I do. everyday. this game did not make me horny, however. I am not gay. I just have too much sex with real women to spend more than 15 minutes in this game. on the other hand, I would recommend this game to people who do not have sex (unlike me because i have lots of sex with women lot) as there is a naked woman in it and she is naked. she kinda looks like one of my many girlfriends with who i have sex with a lot. i have lots of sex. i also very handsome and women ALWAYS want to have sex with me because i am very muscular and handsome and very good at video games. all my girlfriends say I’m very good at sex and playing video games and being handsome. one of my girlfriends asked me to have sex with her but i told her i was playing a sex game instead so she started crying and became a lesbian and killed herself because i did not have sex with her. i have sex with women. not men. i am not gay. i am very cool and handsome so girls always have sex with me because i am very cool and sexy. my penis is very big. all my girlfriends like my penis because it is very big and i am very good at sex with my women. every woman ive had sex with is very sexy and so am i. i have lots of sex. i am also very handsome and sexy and i have lots of sex.

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As a person who has lots of sex all the time, I can say that this game is 100% accurate to having sex with sexy women. like I do. everyday. this game did not make me horny, however. I am not gay. I just have too much sex with real women to spend more than 15 minutes in this game. on the other hand, I would recommend this game to people who do not have sex (unlike me because i have lots of sex with women lot) as there is a naked woman in it and she is naked. she kinda looks like one of my many girlfriends with who i have sex with a lot. i have lots of sex. i also very handsome and women ALWAYS want to have sex with me because i am very muscular and handsome and very good at video games. all my girlfriends say I’m very good at sex and playing video games and being handsome. one of my girlfriends asked me to have sex with her but i told her i was playing a sex game instead so she started crying and became a lesbian and killed herself because i did not have sex with her. i have sex with women. not men. i am not gay. i am very cool and handsome so girls always have sex with me because i am very cool and sexy. my penis is very big. all my girlfriends like my penis because it is very big and i am very good at sex with my women. every woman ive had sex with is very sexy and so am i. i have lots of sex. i am also very handsome and sexy and i have lots of sex.

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yea boi, this game gonna suck ass.