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Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2017 @ 11:00pm

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2018 @ 7:47am

Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2018 @ 7:47am

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2018 @ 7:47am

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2017 @ 2:07am

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2018 @ 7:47am

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2017 @ 8:14am

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2018 @ 7:47am

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2017 @ 3:39am

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2018 @ 7:47am

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2018 @ 7:47am

Pimped!

That really does it.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2018 @ 7:47am

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2018 @ 7:47am

Money well spent

Better luck next time.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2017 @ 11:25pm

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2018 @ 7:47am

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2018 @ 7:47am

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2018 @ 7:47am

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2017 @ 8:11am

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2018 @ 7:47am

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2018 @ 7:47am

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2018 @ 7:47am

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2018 @ 7:47am

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2017 @ 9:36am

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2017 @ 3:41am

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2017 @ 6:48am

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2016 @ 9:30am

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2016 @ 1:47am

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2016 @ 4:13am

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2018 @ 7:47am

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2018 @ 7:47am

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2018 @ 7:47am

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2018 @ 7:47am

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2018 @ 7:47am

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2018 @ 7:47am

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2018 @ 7:47am

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2018 @ 7:47am

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2018 @ 7:47am

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2018 @ 7:47am

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2018 @ 7:47am

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2018 @ 7:47am

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2018 @ 7:47am

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2018 @ 7:47am

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2018 @ 7:47am

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2018 @ 7:47am

You have a computer!

Now play some games.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2019 @ 3:14pm



Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Bad Guy

You've done your time.

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!