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After playing Helltaker, you might be wondering: How are those pancakes made? 🤤
No? Too bad. I’ll tell you anyway.
First, you need to solve this complex mathematical problem:
Base ingredients = 1 egg + 1 cup of milk or water + 1 cup of flour
Pancake batter = Base ingredients x Number of mouths to feed
Now combine everything like in the ancient belial summoning rituals. But with milk instead of blood.
~STIR LIKE YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT!~
Get the pan HELL hot and apply some oil. Just enough for a single pancake. We will repeat it every time.
Now the hard part. Pouring the pancake as thin as possible.
It requires inhuman reflexes, years of experience and molecular perfect balance between flour and milk. Good luck
Cook for 1 minute. Flip it. Then cook for 40 seconds. Pancake is finished. Repeat with all pancakes.
Now let’s fill them with chocolate cream. Pick one at least 50% made of sugar.*
*In some countries It’s illegal to even call it “chocolate”. Use at own risk.
Apply the amount adequate to the corruption of your soul. You were not going to live forever anyway >.<
We already crossed the line so let’s add some bananas.
At least add some smetana to break this ridiculous sweetness.
You probably ask “What is even smetana supposed to be?”
No idea. Polish immigrants sell the weirdest ♥♥♥♥.
The pancake is done. Congratulations! People burn in hell for lesser crimes (っ◔◡◔)っ
If “chocolate” is too much for you, you can use different filling like honey or jam.
I will show you how my mother used to fill pancakes:
Mix fat twarog with smetana (or just use soft quark) and add some sugar. And that’s it!
This was See you next time! 💖

【Ｈｉｄｅ　ｕｎｄｅｒ　ｔｈｅ　ｏｂｊｅｃｔｓ，　ｎｏｔ　ｉｎ　ｔｈｅ　ｌｏｃｋｅｒｓ】

Jedna z lepszych Visual Noveli w jakie grałem <3. ~Kawainess~ jest na wystarczającym poziomie. Wybory dokonywane w grze są raczej mało istotne ale przynajmniej dają graczowi poczucie kontroli (a nie jak np. w Nekoparze). Strasznie przyjemnie jest się wczuć w fabułę i utożsamić z protagonistą, bo gra może nam zapodać lekki plot twist. Podsumowując: (っ◔◡◔)っ

pretty good job so far I think