Cato the Younger
 
 
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ßαdger ¢aur 5 Oct, 2023 @ 5:15pm 
Hello Lady,

Here's a riddle: A man traveled the distance of the sunset only to realize he left his keys at home. Upon returning to his bedroom he finds that he has traveled without moving, what is happening?
Sharkblock 31 Aug, 2023 @ 3:43pm 
PAIN Enduring since August 25, 2023
My Heart:
Lost of Past TRUE
Friendships and
the (theoretical) LOVE
from it...

Ironed Front Flat,
and Steel-Plated/
Bolted, to keep it
Flat... constantly
Bleeding Love and Emotions LOST!! Brusing
to constant Heart Pain and Ache! With caving in of
the (breast) chest space in front of it. Irreparible... caused
by the hurtfullest truth of [close] Online Gal Pal
("V Tuber"), Senra Nina. Total Adult,
Condensating B███h.
ßαdger ¢aur 16 Aug, 2022 @ 10:48pm 
scenario for Cato the Younger:
You land the most perfect paranormal investigation team and they hire you. Full time, 110k salary, full benefits, and flexible hours; the perfect job. You are loving this job and having a blast hunting ghosts.
A month in though you get a new team mate and its Conrad Stevenson. Throughout a work day, he is constantly talking to you in his emotionless voice about how lucky he is to get that audio evidence after hearing blood curdling screams. You try to make him see logic but he isnt phased, he just wants to tell you about how there is nothing normal about the temperatures you experience.
This doesnt stop at work though, to get more accustomed to working with your new partner your job is requiring to move in with him and be with him at all times. Do you keep the job or quit?
Sharkblock 26 Jan, 2022 @ 6:05am 
Here you see, a sad and lonesome Darryl T.
Without girlfriend love he feels an older age,
as he is still “Stuck as a virgin with rage.”
He search low and high to the end,
the only delay is the fear of being already beaten by a BOYFRIEND.
Why do all the girls have to be already taken… a real shame,
boyfriends of all girls of possible matches for me are really LAME.
As I sit and sigh,
I watch the girls go by.
Afraid of a lame intersecption,
I sit out in the open without hesitation.
Matching Girl descriptions are free,
I wish one girl would notice and approach me.
It would be way past cool, per-say, [sic]
if I could get a girlfriend by Valentine’s Day.
But for now as you see,
I am a sad and lonesome “D.”
kawaiimusician 17 Dec, 2021 @ 9:41pm 
scenario for Cato the Younger:
You meet the most big cat. His name is Big Bandit. He wants to just cuddle and have you feed him all day. But a month in you found out that his favorite hobby is sitting on your face when you are asleep so you wake up not being able to breathe and with a mouth full of cat hair, so you get the best cat cuddles ever but there is a 1% chance you will die.
would you keep him?
ßαdger ¢aur 3 May, 2021 @ 1:03am 
As the title said, when you join a chaos wastes quickplay or join your friend that is already in a mission, there is no reason you should be punished with starting with grey weapons, no extra boons, and very little amount of pilgrim coins.
There is multiple ways of fixing this, such as being given a random set of boons and weapons based on the amount of coins that have been collected in the run by the players. Another way could be given the build the bot is using because the bots are shown to go up to the shrines and use them. Lastly you could at least just start with the amount of coins that have been picked up through the run so far, just be given the average amount of per pickup.
You shouldnt punish players for joining their friends already in progress. This feels terrible in its current state. Please look into this!