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👹 * 🕺 * 👳 * 🐊 * 🌸 * 💚 * 💙 * 👑 * 🐟 * 🏓 * 💛 * 📗 * 👽 * 😺 * 🚘 * 📕
ㅤ* Stevie Wonder got a cheese grater for his birthday. He said it was the most violent book he'd ever read.
ㅤ* I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot.
ㅤ* Two men walking their dogs pass each other in a graveyard. The first man says to the second, "Morning."
"No", says the second man. "Just walking the dog."
🌂 * 📀 * 🎫 * 🎍 * 🎈 * 🎁 * 💎 * 🚙 * 👾 * 🐛 * ⚡ * 🚗 * 🍧 * 📒 * 🎄 * 🍖
ㅤㅤㅤㅤ *snickers*