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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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Stranger: sure
You: i am locked up in a chinese food basement
You: for some reason this is the only website i can access
You: before they cut me off i am going to give you an address
You: call the police immediately this is of utmost importance
Stranger: wait are you a male
Stranger: im female and i want cyber sex
You: no my name is sheila i am a private investigator
You: oh my god they're breaking in
You have disconnected.

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