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6 people found this review helpful
7.7 hrs on record (5.2 hrs at review time)
хочу, чтобы было как на Украине.
Posted 24 August, 2021.
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5 people found this review helpful
108.2 hrs on record (41.7 hrs at review time)
Subject yourself to a FULL BODY CAVITY SEARCH! PROHIBITED MATERIALS CONCEALED IN NOSTRILS, EARS, MOUTH, NAVEL, URETHRA, VAGINA, AND RECTUM!
Posted 4 August, 2021.
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42 people found this review helpful
12 people found this review funny
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1.7 hrs on record (1.5 hrs at review time)
пожалуй, перед нами наиболее удачная на сегодняшний день попытка посредством аудио-визуального медиума изобразить крайнюю степень солевой шизы:
протагонист, обезумев от чудовищной мигрени вызванной передозировкой наркотика, собственноручно себя обезглавливает. ввиду сильнейшего стимуляторного психоза, субъективный момент умирания растягивается на мучительные минуты, разворачивается широчайший онейроидный синдром, течение которого игроку и предлагается пережить.
поскольку совершенно очевидно, что действие игры происходит в одной из стран СНГ (обратите внимание на стволы деревьев), то сомневаться в природе происходящего не приходится: злоупотребление дизайнерскими пировалеронами в наших краях распространено в разы сильнее, чем во всех остальных странах вместе взятых.
столь стильно сколь и злободневно, абсолютное достижение.
10 перекрытых солевых из 10
Posted 29 June, 2021. Last edited 29 June, 2021.
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5 people found this review helpful
74.0 hrs on record
Seconds ago little creatures are coming. And they are asking if I am God. And I am asking what God is. And they are telling me. And I am not this God. And this God is nowhere. Little creatures are explaining faith. And moments ago is the beginning. And I am here then and here now. And there is nowhere for God to be hiding.
Monstrous existence.
A great beast is walking through the sands. And they are climbing into the air. And now they are making a tear. And now they are gone. And now you are here. Little creatures wandering through the air. And they are dragging in places and echoes of lives. And they are asking me about God.
I am going to tell you something, little creature. You are swimming further and further out to sea. And beyond are things blind and terrible. And I am showing you now. They are blind, but they are seeing you. And you are coming to them. After this you are not returning here. I am climbing into the air, and closing the sky.
I will tell you a second thing. There is a hole at the center of everything. And it is always growing between the stars I am seeing it. It is coming. And you are not escaping. And the universe if forgetting you. And the universe is being forgotten. And there is nothing to remember it, not even the things beyond. And now there is only the hole.
Soon they are dying. Soon they are rotting. You are atoms and your atoms are not caring if you are existing. Your atoms are monstrous existence.
Little creature, you are not chosen. There is no one to choose you. This is going nowhere. We are not meeting again. And the universe is forgetting you. And I am remembering you, but not because I am caring. The beginning is moments ago. The end is moments away. There is no time to forget before all is forgotten.
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crime
noun
1 an action or an instance of negligence that is deemed injurious to the public welfare or morals or to the interests of the state and that is legally prohibited.
2 criminal activity and those engaged in it.
3 the habitual or frequent commission of crimes.
4 any offense, serious wrongdoing, or sin.
5 a foolish, senseless, or shameful act.
Posted 26 June, 2021. Last edited 6 June, 2022.
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5 people found this review helpful
6.6 hrs on record
neo-noir on heroin
Posted 10 June, 2021. Last edited 6 June, 2022.
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4 people found this review helpful
42.4 hrs on record (24.7 hrs at review time)
this is what getting zero penis does to a mf
Posted 27 April, 2020. Last edited 22 August, 2021.
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3 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
31.3 hrs on record (25.8 hrs at review time)
BORN TO DIE
ᴡᴏʀʟᴅ ɪs ᴀ ꜰᴜᴄᴋ
鬼神 ᴋɪʟʟ ᴇᴍ ᴀʟʟ 1989
ɪ ᴀᴍ ᴛʀᴀsʜ ᴍᴀɴ
410,757,864,530 ᴅᴇᴀᴅ ᴄᴏᴘs
Posted 25 November, 2017. Last edited 30 November, 2021.
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