you've hee'd your last haw brother

Woah There buckaroo, what you just did there wasn’t very yee haw like. I know you might be new to these parts of town, so I’ll let it slide for now, but just know that next time I’m afeared I’m going to have to go all tarnation on you and have to do something about it, so let’s all fallow the rules and have a hog-killin’ time

POSTING ON PROFILES IS PRETTY CRINGE

＜￣｀ヽ、　　　　　　　／ ￣ ＞
　ゝ、　　＼　／⌒ヽ,ノ 　 /´
　　　ゝ、 （ ( ͡◉ ͜> ͡◉) ／
　　 　　>　 　 　,ノ
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(sorry for me bat engrish)

"Gentlemen, when two separate events occur simultaneously pertaining to the same object of inquiry, we must always pay strict attention."

"This morning, I will practice an extra twenty minutes of yogic discipline, after which the pain is banished to a ♥♥♥-de-sac in a remote suburb of my conscious mind."