El Yerbero 🧉
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The Pollo Bandito 8 Aug, 2024 @ 8:18pm 
Semen infinito

Semen infinito. Te sientas en el baño para masturbarte pero empiezas a correrte incontrolablemente. Después de diez rachas empiezas a preocuparte. Tu mano está pegajosa y apesta a semen. Empujas desesperadamente tu polla en un fajo de papel higiénico, pero solo te duelen las bolas. El semen se acelera. Han pasado tres minutos. No puedes dejar de correrte. El piso de tu baño está cubierto con una fina capa de líquido de bebés. Intentas correrte en el desagüe de la ducha, pero se acumula demasiado rápido. Pruebas el baño. El semen es demasiado espeso para tirarlo. Cierras la puerta del baño para evitar que el semen se escape. El aire se vuelve caliente y húmedo por el semen. El semen se acelera. Te resbalas y caes en tu propio esperma. El semen ahora tiene seis pulgadas de profundidad, casi tan largo como tu manguera de semen aún erecta. Tumbado sobre tu espalda, comienzas a correrte por todo el techo.
lobster 31 Jul, 2022 @ 7:39pm 
hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It’s really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don’t know why it’s a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime it’s a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don’t worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasn’t flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i’m really shy I don’t go out much haha add me on skypre we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx
The Pollo Bandito 16 Apr, 2017 @ 5:16pm 
T̴̯̟̲͍̝̫̝͐̈̽̄̅̀͛̀̕͞ḩ̸̝̺̦̜̉͐̏̎̾͒͠e͔̻͕̗̲̣͉̯̜͕͋͋̇̽̇̓̃͠ŗ̛̟͎̹̳̥̳̦̥̈́̋̆͌͆̕͠ę̛̜̘̞͍̤̙̄̒́̈́̅̒͐͒͗͢ i̸̡͎̮͎̘̭̱̗̿̒̑̾̀͢͠͝s̴͍̘̤̙͇̃͂͛͑̍̾͆͒͡ n̹̹̖͈̥̪͆͒̇̑͟͡͞o̷̤͚͍̠̖̥͓̙̍͒̃͒͂̈̓͢͞ ģ̶̪̝̪̣͖̜͉̍̀̆͊̏̾͟͝͝ͅo̡̜͚͔̦̤͂̍̆͡͡d̢̘̮̰̼̘̜͕̐̍̒͆́̀͝ͅ
The Pollo Bandito 17 Nov, 2016 @ 4:27pm 
hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It’s really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don’t know why it’s a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime it’s a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don’t worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasn’t flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i’m really shy I don’t go out much haha add me on skypre we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx
Jäger 5 Aug, 2015 @ 1:13pm 
RiP in Piece swet presne. X^d.
I wumbo 9 May, 2015 @ 6:37pm 
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