Recent reviews by God's Beef

Elbdem Rimbg

At the time of this review, the frame rate is incredibly bad. It is okay at the beginning but a little into the game when i reached a town, the frames went to hell. I don't really care about the micro transactions (they rub me the wrong way but this is nothing new for capcom games and they don't seem to make a difference to the game). The main problem is just how bad this game runs. What is even more baffling is how smooth and optimized almost everything else that runs on RE Engine is. I will change the review when they fix the game.

i went to Louisiana for Mardi Gras and it was pretty much the same just a lot gayer. 10/10

Ring of Elysium is another in the large trend of Battle Royale games. I end up comparing this game to PUBG for obvious reasons but i have found this game to be more fun and better designed in a lot of ways. Map mobility with the addition of hang gliders, snowboards, and climbing kits. More interesting and diverse locations. An interesting weather system and hectic endgame. Not only do these mechanics make for a fun and interesting game, the devs constantly update and fix things in the game overr the course of 2-3 weeks the endgame was tweaked 3 times based on user feedback. The devs listen and fix broken parts of the game very often. It took pubg a year to get where RoE has gotten in a couple of months. It is also free so if you are interested in the already oversaturated BR genre anyway why are you still reading this?

as far as old school platforming goes, this is as close to perfect as you can get. Easily worth full price. Steel thy shovel!

If your waifu dies, its because you dont love her enough.

This isnt so much of a review as it is a complaint about steam. I played like 400 hours of this game before steam started keeping track of it. Now it says ive played it for 6 hours so I cant brag about being a ♥♥♥♥♥♥. I am cool help me prove it. Made me fat. Make you fat. You fat ♥♥♥♥.

I thought this game would be better. My friends are racist and thats okay as long as they dont act on it.

I thought this game was about going under sticks which I cant do in real life. It is not. It was better than the limbo I wanted to play.

I mean, I dont know. Im a boy and Im playing as a girl. Whats up with that? I fell in love with a bird in the game. Is it okay for boys to love boy birds? Ive never had this much real life trouble after playing a game.