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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Avattu 13.2.2021 klo 21.20

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Avattu 26.6.2021 klo 19.04

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Avattu 27.6.2021 klo 12.24

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Avattu 28.6.2023 klo 22.04

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Avattu 13.2.2021 klo 21.15

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Avattu 28.6.2023 klo 22.04

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Avattu 26.6.2021 klo 17.57

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Avattu 26.6.2021 klo 18.55

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Avattu 27.6.2021 klo 10.39

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Avattu 27.6.2021 klo 12.03

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Avattu 27.6.2021 klo 12.57

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Avattu 16.4.2022 klo 19.03

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Avattu 28.6.2023 klo 22.04

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Avattu 28.6.2023 klo 22.04

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Avattu 28.6.2023 klo 22.04

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Avattu 28.6.2023 klo 22.04

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
Avattu 28.6.2023 klo 22.04

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Avattu 28.6.2023 klo 22.04

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Avattu 28.6.2023 klo 22.04

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Avattu 28.6.2023 klo 22.04

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Avattu 27.6.2021 klo 10.16

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Avattu 28.6.2023 klo 22.04

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Avattu 13.2.2021 klo 21.09

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Avattu 28.6.2023 klo 22.04

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Avattu 18.11.2021 klo 15.54

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Avattu 26.6.2021 klo 18.08

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Avattu 13.2.2021 klo 21.21

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Avattu 27.6.2021 klo 11.52

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Avattu 18.11.2021 klo 15.46

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Avattu 28.6.2023 klo 22.04

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Avattu 28.6.2023 klo 22.04

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Avattu 16.4.2022 klo 19.22

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Avattu 16.4.2022 klo 19.07

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Avattu 28.6.2023 klo 22.04

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Avattu 28.6.2023 klo 22.04

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)
Avattu 28.6.2023 klo 22.04

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Avattu 28.6.2023 klo 22.04

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.
Avattu 28.6.2023 klo 22.04

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Avattu 19.3.2022 klo 12.30

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Avattu 17.3.2022 klo 15.16

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Avattu 27.6.2021 klo 12.01

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Avattu 26.6.2021 klo 17.27

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Avattu 18.11.2021 klo 15.50

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Avattu 11.4.2022 klo 8.09

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Avattu 28.6.2023 klo 22.04

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Avattu 19.3.2022 klo 11.33

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.
Avattu 28.6.2023 klo 22.04

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Avattu 26.6.2021 klo 17.48

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Avattu 26.6.2021 klo 18.00

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Avattu 28.6.2023 klo 22.04

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Avattu 26.6.2021 klo 17.24

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Avattu 13.2.2021 klo 21.24

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Avattu 26.6.2021 klo 17.25

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Avattu 26.6.2021 klo 18.01

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Avattu 28.6.2023 klo 22.04

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Avattu 28.6.2023 klo 22.04

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Avattu 28.6.2023 klo 22.04

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Avattu 27.6.2021 klo 12.48

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Avattu 28.6.2023 klo 22.04

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.
Avattu 18.3.2022 klo 10.47

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Avattu 28.6.2023 klo 22.04

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Avattu 28.6.2023 klo 22.04

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Avattu 28.6.2023 klo 22.04

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Avattu 28.6.2023 klo 22.04

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.
Avattu 28.6.2023 klo 22.04

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Avattu 28.6.2023 klo 22.04

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Avattu 28.6.2023 klo 22.04

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
Avattu 28.6.2023 klo 22.04

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
Avattu 30.6.2021 klo 15.52

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
Avattu 30.6.2021 klo 16.36

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.
Avattu 22.4.2023 klo 15.58

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Avattu 22.4.2023 klo 17.31

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.
Avattu 28.6.2023 klo 22.04

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.
Avattu 28.6.2023 klo 22.04

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.
Avattu 28.6.2023 klo 22.04

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Avattu 28.6.2023 klo 22.04

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.
Avattu 30.6.2021 klo 15.29

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.
Avattu 30.6.2021 klo 15.45

PooMasher

Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it.
Avattu 28.6.2023 klo 22.04

Hobo Sexual

Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.
Avattu 30.6.2021 klo 17.11

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.
Avattu 28.6.2023 klo 22.04

Ode to Eddings

Deactivated all of the Vend-A-Cure XJ-2 units.
Avattu 28.6.2023 klo 22.04

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.
Avattu 28.6.2023 klo 22.04

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Avattu 28.6.2023 klo 22.04

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
Avattu 28.6.2023 klo 22.04

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Avattu 28.6.2023 klo 22.04

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Avattu 28.6.2023 klo 22.04

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
Avattu 28.6.2023 klo 22.04

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!
Avattu 28.6.2023 klo 22.04