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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 7:36pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 8:30pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 6:39am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 2:46pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 9:13am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 8:43pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2022 @ 5:21pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 May, 2022 @ 11:20pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 8:33pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 10:29am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 11:37am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2022 @ 2:28pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 7:47am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 1:31pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 1:36pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 1:43pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 2:00pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 7:49pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 7:58am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 4:04pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 11:01am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 7:59am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2022 @ 7:26pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 9:14am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 9:14am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 9:14am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 9:13am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 1:36pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 7:42pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 7:04am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 7:58am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 1:30pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 1:30pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 1:58pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 7:46am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2022 @ 6:31pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 12:24pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 1:32pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 7:43pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 8:32am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 1:39pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 8:18pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 2:49pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 2:03pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 9:00am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 6:26pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 1:50pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 7:06am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 10:40am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 11:49am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 7:25am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 8:18pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 9:13am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 2:57pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 10:06am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 2:04pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 8:18pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 10:30am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 8:23pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 8:34pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 1:33pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 11:46am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 11:46am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 7:51pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 1:36pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 8:20pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 12:24pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 1:30pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 1:57pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 1:03pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 8:14pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 12:46pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 3:41pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 12:04pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 9:00pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2024 @ 2:00pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 11:43am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 9:13pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 8:43pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2022 @ 2:25pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2022 @ 12:41pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2022 @ 6:13pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 10:06am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 7:43pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2022 @ 6:15pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 3:49pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 11:19am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 7:22am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 2:57pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 3:07pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 2:33pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 9:00pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2024 @ 5:44pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2024 @ 6:10pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 11:38am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 1:43pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 11:42am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 8:03pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2022 @ 1:42pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 11:46am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 12:59pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 7:40pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2022 @ 2:23pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 7:47am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 11:48am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2022 @ 10:53am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 1:05pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2022 @ 2:28pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 7:54pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 10:04pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 8:37am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 8:05am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2022 @ 7:55pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2022 @ 3:16pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 12:24pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 2:11pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 1:37pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 7:42pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 6:14pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 7:53pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 7:47am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 7:51pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 7:51pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 10:29pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2022 @ 1:22pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2022 @ 4:12pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2022 @ 4:47pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 7:09pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2022 @ 9:07pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 9:43am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 8:06am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 7:50am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 8:18pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 10:06am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 8:35pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 7:47am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 11:48am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 7:53pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2022 @ 3:34pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2022 @ 4:06pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2022 @ 5:44pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 9:29pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 8:39am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 7:47am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2022 @ 3:39pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 1:45pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2022 @ 10:16am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2022 @ 7:37am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 1:55pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 7:55pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 2:14pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 8:57am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 8:34pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 12:56pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 6:47am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 11:01am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2022 @ 6:25pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 7:44am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 11:38am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 6:46am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 6:57pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 5:13pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 10:06am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 7:53pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 8:52am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 8:59am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 11:11am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2022 @ 4:32pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2022 @ 8:09pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 1:52pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 1:49pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 2:02pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 2:01pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 2:06pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 2:02pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2022 @ 1:29pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2022 @ 1:36pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2022 @ 1:28pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2022 @ 1:43pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2022 @ 1:53pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2022 @ 2:10pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 9:14am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 12:25pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 8:10am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 7:20pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 9:00am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 12:58pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 11:38am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 7:43pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 7:47am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 8:52am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 8:06am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 10:02pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2022 @ 3:36pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2022 @ 5:45pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 2:03pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 2:52pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 6:17pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 12:34pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 8:02am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2022 @ 4:31pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2022 @ 5:12pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2022 @ 6:40pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 4:08pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2022 @ 1:25pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2022 @ 2:10pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 7:31am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2022 @ 1:41pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 8:34pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 9:00pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 10:06am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 11:37am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2022 @ 1:58pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 7:47am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 7:47am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 11:59am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 7:51pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2022 @ 4:00pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 1:15pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 12:25pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 5:12pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 10:06am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 4:08pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2022 @ 6:41pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2022 @ 8:02pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2022 @ 2:13pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 7:47am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 7:47am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 11:47am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 7:53pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2022 @ 3:36pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2022 @ 5:45pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2022 @ 7:39pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 3:02pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 5:21pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2022 @ 1:33pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2022 @ 1:43pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 7:31am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 9:04am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 9:04am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 10:37am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 7:16am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2022 @ 6:25am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 4:45am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 6:29am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 1:40pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 5:27pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2022 @ 5:44pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 1:52pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 2:52pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 6:17pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2022 @ 1:25pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 8:15am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 9:16am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 7:54pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2022 @ 3:33pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2022 @ 5:44pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2022 @ 6:41pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 2:02pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 4:22pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2022 @ 1:25pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2022 @ 1:48pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2022 @ 3:30pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 8:06am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 9:08am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 9:24am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2022 @ 1:33pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 8:36am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2022 @ 1:40pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2022 @ 1:34pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2022 @ 3:28pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 7:53am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 7:32am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 8:34am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 7:39am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 7:40am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 2:34pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 11:49am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 1:25pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 2:01pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 8:38am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2022 @ 5:51pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 5:50pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2024 @ 8:14pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2024 @ 8:07am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 4:04pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 1:32pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2022 @ 5:09am

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2023 @ 11:11am

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 5:13pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 31 May, 2024 @ 10:09pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 23 May, 2024 @ 5:44am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2024 @ 11:34am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2024 @ 3:00pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 7:31pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 2:51pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 5:12pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 1:36pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 8:52am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2022 @ 3:36pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 2:01pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2022 @ 1:38pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 8:06am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 9:09am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2022 @ 5:34pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 7:31am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 2:02pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 2:38pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 1:34pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2022 @ 3:35pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2022 @ 7:58pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2022 @ 1:36pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2022 @ 5:44pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2022 @ 7:59pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 2:02pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 4:09pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 6:17pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2022 @ 2:10pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 7:48am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 8:07am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 8:13am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 8:07am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 7:37am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 1:27pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 1:29pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 6:17pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2022 @ 1:32pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2022 @ 1:44pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 7:31am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 8:07am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 8:50am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 9:16am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 7:34am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 7:40am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 1:27pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 1:29pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 5:29pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 6:15pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2022 @ 2:32pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 7:31am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 7:31am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 7:31am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 12:24pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 7:33am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 2:06pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 5:28pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 7:47am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 7:51pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 1:16pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2023 @ 5:48pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 7:31am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 9:39am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 7:42am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 8:51pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2022 @ 7:46am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 9:09am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 7:33am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 8:46pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2022 @ 6:59am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2022 @ 7:19am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2022 @ 9:03pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2024 @ 11:49am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2024 @ 10:01pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 8:50am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 8:05am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2022 @ 3:23pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 7:31am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 8:50am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 8:50am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 9:23am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 7:40am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 1:27pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 1:28pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 2:20pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 6:15pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 6:19pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2022 @ 9:50am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2022 @ 7:01am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 8:33pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 7:43pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 9:02am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2022 @ 4:06pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 3:03pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2022 @ 1:49pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 7:31am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 12:24pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 1:58pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 6:15pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2022 @ 7:00am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2022 @ 5:54pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 7:31am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 2:03pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 1:38pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 1:15pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2022 @ 7:29am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 9:09am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 7:27pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2022 @ 4:24pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 12:54pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 7:47am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2022 @ 12:33pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 2:01pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2022 @ 1:39pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 8:06am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 9:09am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 1:27pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 6:16pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2022 @ 7:17am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2023 @ 11:44am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2022 @ 7:41pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 8:59am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 6:17pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 1:38pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 1:57pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 2:09pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2022 @ 6:39am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2022 @ 2:20pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 10:38pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2023 @ 11:12am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2022 @ 2:27pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2023 @ 1:34pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 4:20pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 12:48pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 9:58pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 8:46pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2022 @ 1:25pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2022 @ 7:00am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2022 @ 8:54pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 4:13pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 May, 2024 @ 8:20pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2022 @ 3:35pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 2:06pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 10:01am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 8:51am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 9:16am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 7:39am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 7:40am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 1:30pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 2:20pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 6:10pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 6:19pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2022 @ 9:50am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2022 @ 9:33pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2022 @ 11:16am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2022 @ 2:21pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 4:15pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 12:39pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2024 @ 5:29pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 12:25pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2022 @ 9:03pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 1:19pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 1:27pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 2:08pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 5:27pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 6:15pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 8:47pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2022 @ 7:36am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2022 @ 7:01am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2022 @ 9:33pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 4:10pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 10:40pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 10:40pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2024 @ 11:11am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2024 @ 5:12pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2022 @ 2:23pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 10:02pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2022 @ 5:44pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 6:17pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 7:31am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 8:51am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 1:27pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 5:29pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2022 @ 7:01am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2022 @ 2:20pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2023 @ 6:17am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2022 @ 8:09pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 9:16am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 6:18pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2023 @ 7:39pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2022 @ 6:42pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 8:07am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2022 @ 6:41pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 8:07am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2023 @ 1:51pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 5:23pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2024 @ 5:18pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 1:33pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 1:48pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 1:30pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 9:13am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 6:55pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 11:11am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2022 @ 6:26am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2024 @ 1:59pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 11:46am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2022 @ 4:05pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 3:49pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2022 @ 3:16pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 8:05am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 1:15pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 5:26pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2022 @ 7:19am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2022 @ 9:03pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2023 @ 3:24pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2024 @ 8:06pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 2:01pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 8:07am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 6:45pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2023 @ 11:44am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 1:28pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 5:27pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 6:14pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 9:31pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2022 @ 9:50am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2022 @ 9:12pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2022 @ 11:16am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 4:16pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 10:40pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2023 @ 1:33pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2024 @ 10:03pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2024 @ 3:30pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2022 @ 5:43pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2024 @ 5:21pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 6:15pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2022 @ 6:43am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2024 @ 7:41pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2022 @ 2:27pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 4:54pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 4:57pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 4:56pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 4:56pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 4:56pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 4:56pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 4:56pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 4:56pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 4:56pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:21pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 9:43am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2024 @ 11:49am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 4:56pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 4:56pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 4:57pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 10:43pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 4:54pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 4:54pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 4:54pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 4:54pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 4:54pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 9:43am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2023 @ 11:12am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2024 @ 10:03pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2024 @ 5:44pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2024 @ 10:50am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 4:55pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 4:54pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2024 @ 9:57am



Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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