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See, male on trap is gay because traps, no matter how feminine, are still guys. A futa, on the other hand, is a girl who happens to have a penis, which is completely different. Since guy on girl is straight, and because futa is a subset of girl, therefore guy on futa is also straight, even if she has a penis.

So if you ever meet a futa, it's not gay to suck her ♥♥♥♥, since performing oral sex on a woman as a man is 100% not gay. Furthermore, if you want to fellate a futa but can't find one IRL, just remember that the clitoris is basically a tiny, under-developed penis. Getting ♥♥♥♥♥♥ in the ass by a futa is also not gay, and it's one of the few ways a straight man can enjoy having his boner button stimulated by a real, flesh-and-blood meat-stick.

So go out and have fun, you heterosexual ♥♥♥♥-lover!

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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are

Reksho on top, paper on bottom

@everyone. Please do not announce to the server when you are going to go masturbate. This has been a reoccurring issue, and i’m not sure why some people have such underdeveloped social skills that they think a server full of mostly male strangers would need to know that. No one is going to be impressed and give you high five, especially considering where that hand has been. I don’t want to add this to the rules, because it would be embarrassing for new users to see we have a problem with this. but it will be enforced as a rule from now on. if it occurs, you will be warned. further occurrences will be dealt with at the discretion of mod staff. thanks.

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